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Sunday, 11 October 2020

#20 - #BoycottGW5

 Keegan's Corner


Edition 20 and a similar drum being banged in this edition of The RoaM.

By now, those of you whom are regular readers will be all too aware of my stance on modern football, and my perception of the poisonous influence of TV within the game. So this time I'll keep it short and snappy.

There'll be no Geordie dialect as a running theme throughout this edition.

This time there needs to be absolute clarity. Our game has been... 



As fans of Club Africain in Tunisia, so aptly displayed in their friendly match with Paris Saint Germain.

Without banging on about club ownership and the conflict of interests at my beloved Newcastle United though, this time I need to delve into the persistent poisoning of the 'beautiful game'.

In recent days, the Premier League and their sponsors/broadcasting partners announced the introduction of a £14.95 Pay-Per-View service that would see fans paying for individual "non-televised" matches on top of their standard subscription service, as if that wasn't enough of a rip off in itself!

Why is it, that the cash injection from fans must come via those same very TV broadcasters that are f£$£$£$ them over and filter down?! I don't support Sky, nor do I support BT and certainly not them knob-ends at beIN. Yet, these are the companies who seemingly dictate our game. Not the fans, communities or their respective clubs?

Football is made up from those communities, from the ground up, like any good structure.

Why are fans of a club like my own (Newcastle United) still paying for season ticket subscriptions, and not being refunded, despite not being capable of attending fixtures due to COVID restrictions? Yet, they're expected to pay an average of £75 per month for the Sky subscription, plus an additional £14.95 for their PPV fixture?!

It's absolutely disgusting.

These clubs should be offering streams to their match-ticket-buyers privately. Reinvesting ticket sales into their own clubs who they wish to financially and physically support, not feeding off the eventual scraps dished down from FIFA, The FA or the Premier League. It's no wonder that the game is contracting with clubs going bust left, right and centre at a lower level. It's long down the road of becoming an elitist, self-serving entertainment business and not as we all knew it, a sport.

Just look at the clubs during COVID, furloughing Joe Blogg on his 20k a year contract for working shite hours at a weekend to sell the clubs' globalised tat. Where badges are no longer embroidered and instead mounted on a shit white patch and slapped on like some sort of generic boy-scout badge. It's alright though, at least we can sign Player X for £20million on a £50k/week contract.

Don't let the bougie bastards at the top dupe you into thinking your loyalty to your club is evidenced by a TV subscription. It's not. It's evidenced by those colours you wear, your loyalty to your home or your loyalty to a notion of how that club best represents you.

Irrespective of whether there is a U-Turn following the backlash of fans across social and mainstream media, it's time fans unite and lay down their colours to really ensure the governing bodies feel the wrath of the collective consumer.

I know - I f£$£$£$ hate that term too.

But that's how we're viewed and that's where we are at. From shit kick off times to increasing match ticket prices that are only now starting to be capped. From Joe Blogg being furloughed to Player X getting in his Ferrari. This is the leeches at the top sucking the lifeblood from football, and it's only the likes of you (the reader) and I (the writer) that are being robbed.

It's time to say "enough is enough" and fight back.

Make a start - #BoycottGW5

Ciao for now 👊



Saturday, 3 October 2020

#19 - Gone Too VAR

Keegan's Corner


There's not too many topics of conversation nowadays like, or maybe av not been diggin' enough...

So aye, it looks like this time al be discussin' the current use of Video Assistant Referees (or VAR).

It's fairly shite - or it is at present anyways.

You thought that was it, didn't yi? Of course not, cause it wouldn't be The Ramblings of a Madman if a didn't add some waffle to tell you why...

So last weekend seen Manchester City - a side who've ironically and arguably benefitted the most from the very influences I'm aboot to discuss - tanked 5-2 on their own turf by an ambitious Leicester side that propelled itself to the Premier League title in the 2015/2016 season. That may seem a long shot ago, but the remnants of that season are still seeing Leicester be a canny formidable side, ran with cautious optimism and a seemingly solid business plan. The romance of that season is what has previously defined the 'Beautiful Game', and in particular the English game, as many for a long time have considered this to be the best league in the world.

It's aal aboot competitivity, that's the league's key selling point, or it was, and so the relevance of that very match must be pulled into question. "Why?" you may ask, and that's 'cause 3 weak penalties proved the difference in a tie that admittedly Leicester deserved to win.

As a watch back as a centre half, a look at those goals and a think of how the 'defender' was outsmarted, rather than clumsy or perhaps late. That in itself isn't an issue. However, the mentality of the attackin' side was for me, and they (Leicester) are not alone.

Sure, the game is played at a canny auld speed these days, on carpet like pitches with finely tuned athletes, but it wasn't the athleticism, technique or general ability that won them the decisions, it was the willingness to draw and make the most of challenges that 20 years ago would have probably been laughed off. VAR providing the opportunity for any contact to be deemed 'illegal', and subsequently the headlines of the game bein' dominated from the penalty spot rather than the two wonderful goals scored from Leicester City's open play.

A also watched some of the Brighton and Man United game last weekend, and recall one particular instance whereby Brighton entered the Man United penalty area and a witnessed 2 or 3 of their defenders simply stand a yard from the ball, arms tightly held aroond their backs unwilling to stick a foot out for fear of giving a penalty away to Brighton.

How does this allow them to defend? Tacklin' is as much part of the game as scoring is. 

Last season saw 92 penalties given across a 380 game season, an average of 1 in every 4.1 games. Already. this season there have been 20 penalties across 28 games, or a penalty every 1.4 games (according to transfermarkt.co.uk). So you know where to place your bets this weekend lads and lasses!

What's happened in my opinion (obviously!), is that the governin' bodies from within the game have simply bottled it and failed to address the issues of simulation and disrespect within the game. They have instead, turned their attentions to those whom will line their pockets the most and that, ladies and gentleman, is not the match-gannin' fan.

Is it any wonder that fans from all across Europe display messages of discontent towards UEFA?




VAR is ruining the competitivity of not just our league but all leagues. It stems from the game's sellin' of it's soul to the TV, and the need for more goals and more perceived "drama" to appease the armchair fan, and ultimately, subscribers.

To digress for just a moment, I for one disagree with the need for aal games to have been publicly televised and actually think it's a disgrace. How do multi-million pound businesses/football clubs not have the capability to provide 'ticket' buyers with a personalised stream for just them to view, (theoretically, of course)? And why do wu need 10 fixtures at 10 different times? It's aal so those who hold the golden ticket can financially benefit from those fans who are too loyal to not see their respective team play. Then, once the top level of money is creamed off and put into the pockets of those at FIFA, the FA or the Premier League the money is finally filtered down to the clubs that we (the supporters) wish to physically and financially support.

And so to return to VAR, is it any wonder that the Video Assistant Referee has become such a prominent feature? Maybe this is how the likes of the Premier League and beyond repay their wealthy investors? By allowing them to become even more influential and involved in the game - a bold statement, perhaps? But just to be clear - am not suggesting the TV make the refereeing decisions...

What I want to know though, is why players have consistently been allowed to surround the referees and not be disciplined, and have been further empowered by drawing an imaginary TV screen? Why they haven't been told to piss off whilst it is discussed with their captain or face reprimand by way of a bookin'? Even as little as why referees are seen to be walking to players and not the other way around?


Equally as ridiculous, why have we shifted from diving bein' completely unacceptable, to simulation being a key ingredient of the game? I've seen more simulation this time oot than on me last blast of Champ' Man'...

"Respect"? Give owa.

Then those behind a desk somewhere decide to alter the rules of the 'deliberate' handball, addin' multiple stipulations and definitions. If it wasn't for VAR (here's me balanced bit), then ad feel for the referees, a truly would, but thankfully VAR does provide the opportunity for review and possibly redemption - a notion that's also questioned by an interesting article from The Athletic.

Even as a Newcastle fan, a have to say that penalty from last week was an absolute farce. It's nigh on impossible to elevate yoursel' withoot using your arms to overcome the inertia from your standstill position and gain any significant height. Likewise, once the baal has passed and it's beyond yi, how can yi possibly move your arm away from something less than a metre away from yi that yi may not even have awareness of?

Steve Bruce was absolutely correct in his post match interview to caal this oot, especially in an emphatic way when his side were utterly dreadful, and this 'wrong' decision and his goalkeeper were the only two reasons we got owt.

Yet, it does make me wonder if the shoe was on the other foot, just how those in the media would have reacted, as our TV's become overpowered by biased and mediocre pro's, failed football managers and dinosaurs of the game. Maybe people didn't like seeing one of the supposedly 'big' clubs getting a taste of the medicine they will likely benefit from for the most part of the season, as the bottom 12 or so teams frequent such fallacies.

Aal of this withoot even touching upon the slowing down of the game and the moments of sheer brilliance and excitement that fizzle oot to a localised screen, as technology takes the overwhelming joy from each and every fan and each and every goal that is scored.

Goal line technology's a great thing. VAR could be also be a great thing, but it needs dialling back and reapplying for things that the referee hasn't and couldn't have seen.

Ultimately, it's not actually VAR that's the issue but it's the piss-poor devolvement of the rules. At the end of the day, if a wanted to watch and witness games that always finished high scoring ad piss off to watch the basketball. 🏀

Let's go Eagles! (not Palace...)





Ciao for now! 😉