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Wednesday, 10 June 2020

#12 - Ticket P***-Take

A Take From A Fellow Taty


BREAKING NEWS: NEWCASTLE UNITED'S HIERARCHY ARE A FUCKING DISGRACE

Image Courtesy of The Mag


Take a few moments to let that sink in.

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I know it’s incredibly difficult to believe, but we really do have a disgraceful owner. 

He’s done that many disgraceful things against Newcastle United that I’ve forgotten half of them! The Keegan saga, the Shearer saga, changing the name of St James’ Park, severe lack of investment, the Rafa Benitez saga, two relegations, Joe fucking Kinnear, the furlough of staff despite a £30+ million profit.

13 years of just utter shite. His latest, and possibly the most personal attack on certain sections of our loyal fan base - the refusal to refund match tickets for games that are due to be played behind closed doors. 

This has been raised as an issue since mid-March when the Newcastle United Supporters Trust (NUST) contacted the club to discuss the likelihood that games would continue behind closed doors. The same respect was shown to NUST as was Keegan, Shearer and Newcastle United’s proud history. A big "fuck you"

For almost 3 months now Newcastle United fans have been fighting for information on their season tickets and individual match tickets. For reference, let me set the scene: 

Newcastle United have 5 home games remaining in the 2019/20 Premier League season. It has been widely confirmed by the Premier League and even by Newcastle United that these games will be played behind closed doors. As will the FA Cup Quarter Final v Manchester City. 

1,000 hardcore (supporters) had also purchased tickets for Bournemouth away. Newcastle United fans are due refunds for these fixtures, and the club have said nothing, despite the other 19 Premier League teams guaranteeing their fans refunds.

I’ll give you some insight as to how much I’m owed. I pay £465 for my season ticket, which equates to £24.50 per game. £122.50. I purchased three tickets for the game against Manchester City. £45. I then paid a further £30 for Bournemouth away. 

£197.50.

That’s how much Newcastle United need to pay me. On top of this, some supporters (myself included) have started paying for the 2020/21 season. This is also likely to be behind closed doors, or some part of it anyway. I have paid four monthly payments at around £38 a month and they continue to take this money (£152 in total thus far).  So in essence that is approximately £350 worth of football I am owed. This is all despite requests for the club to postpone those payments until we are more certain about when fans can return.

Newcastle’s Terms and Conditions with regards to season tickets are very vague. They hint at refunds if games are to be played out of view of the public. They also state they would announce details on their website. They’ve done neither.

Now with away tickets, the club are breaking the law in my eyes. It clearly states fans are entitled to refunds if the game is played out of view of the public. And given Bournemouth have already announced they are refunding their fans, there shouldn’t be an issue here. The money for Bournemouth away belongs to Bournemouth, not Newcastle United.

Now, I know what you are all thinking. The takeover. 

Newcastle United fans have a contract with Newcastle United, and as soon as a ball is kicked against Sheffield United (our first game behind closed doors) Newcastle United are in breach of consumer rights. It is Newcastle United’s money. Having taken some legal advice on this, the takeover cannot stand in the way of refunding supporters. 

But this is Mike Ashley’s Newcastle United - rules and morals don’t apply. 

I dare say the new potential owners want this to be their first easy-win. But it’s beyond that for me. Who knows when this takeover will go through? We shouldn’t be used as a PR stunt, I want my fucking money, I'm legally entitled to it.

Some supporters don’t need the money back straight away, but some have lost jobs and their subsequent income. The club are well aware of this and are doing fuck all to help. When the club make pleas to fans for support, we do. When the fans ask the club to make a pretty basic moral decision, they say "fuck you"


We are the last club in the Premier League to hear anything about these refunds. It’s not surprising, but it’s fucking gut-wrenching. What have we done to deserve these pricks?! 

There is nothing the club can hide behind here, and no one can justify it on their behalf.



Anonymous

Friday, 5 June 2020

#11 - Protest and Progress?


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One of these days am ganna write aboot something happy and fun - I promise. But chances are, if yi one of the people who've stuck with my nonsense in recent months, you're probably just as auld (if not aulder) and nee doubt just as cynical aboot the world as I am.

In this edition, I want to talk about the topic on the tongues and TV's of much of the Western world; protest.

I tend to find protest is one thing that can divide a relatively close-knit group of people. Not just in half, but like a fracture in the ice as you take that first step upon it.

Our friendship groups often align on many subjects, and hence, this is why we're so close to these people. We share the same views, hobbies and desires. Most likely, the same or similar backgrounds, and similar or shared experiences. Yet, when the topic of protest is brought forward - everyone has their own, fine-tuned definition of what is, and is not, acceptable to generate change.

Of course, acceptable and unacceptable are largely defined by what it is you're protesting.

And so, to return to that simile of fractured ice, the cracks represent the direction you and your closest take. They represent the pressure you're all willing to apply before the "ice" shatters, and just what risk or sacrifice you're all willing to take. Or, if you tread carefully enough, you may cross the ice and leave it behind you. Possibly leaving it for someone else to worry about.

I've learned this through personal experience, albeit relating to subjects that many would feel are unworthy of protest. My Dad picked a battle fighting for his regiment and for it to be retained in the British Army. It was when the Tories made cuts, if I remember correctly.

Collectively friends and family rallied behind him, but all of us to varying degrees. Some for politics, some for the regiment, but all for him. This experience, was the first in more to come for me, but now when I look back and think about it, I probably could have helped more, if I knew what I know now.

Would I have done more? Would it have mattered? I don't know. The regiment is his passion more than that of my own, but maybe we could have identified more spots to apply our pressure and help change the unwanted outcome. Ultimately, the protest was either targeting the wrong areas, not stating its case well enough or was simply too peaceful.

The same has applied in later years, and to some degree to this day.


Over the last 6 years, I've been part of two protest groups for Newcastle United. (Not against as some may have you believe.) Firstly, with SackPardew - a motion I wasn't particularly keen on, in all honesty. I have always found Mike Ashley to be the issue and the ultimate cancer of the club, and so, Pardew was just a pawn in the game. This was debated frequently and at great length with people I'd never met, and initially thought was never going to meet. 

A network of dedicated cyber-protesters, keen to make a difference, from all over the globe. Who'd have thought for that little old North-Eastern club...

With the rise of social media, the group became strong in "membership". A somewhat handpicked group of individuals who were given access to a more private platform. Handpicked became hand-fulls, and fundraising came from within for flags, banners and "promotional" material which included leaflets, posters and even advertising on members' companies' vans; that's the ones with wheels, hipsters 😅! Yet of around 100 members there were only around 6 or 7 who could regularly participate in the "boots on the ground" stuff. More because of locality than the desire to do so.

I recall one day, arriving at St James' Park in my fairly knackered Ford Focus when it was pissing down. I had thousands of flyers in the boot (that's the trunk for anyone reading stateside) but wasn't sure on who I was meeting to distribute them, and so I left them stored underneath my car for them to go back to and collect as and when required. It was a risk, a small one, but a risk nonetheless.

Could I trust these people?

We decided to keep as much anonymity as possible, as you may sense from my explanation thus far. It was about the motion, not the people driving it. It was about achieving something for the good of the club, not for the good of the groups members. Something that some egotistical bell-ends didn't seem to comprehend at the time, as was evidenced when the Cardiff walkout protest was re-arranged. A story my pals are sick of hearing nowadays.

Nonetheless, with sustained pressure and with the persistent peppering of both the mainstream and social media, Pardew couldn't escape the abuse, other than to escape the role as Newcastle United manager. Eventually, he left, and SackPardew.Com had arguably contributed to this. A moral victory you may argue for the group, but ultimately it was both he, and his bosses that had backed him into a corner and persuaded him to go.

[Tin hat on...] Alan Pardew was arguably the most successful manager for Mike Ashley. He got us into Europe and we had a good run with a (relatively) small amount of expenditure. Perhaps more importantly for both himself and Ashley, he deflected all the attention away from our unpopular owner. However, with Ashley's pawn removed, it was decided to go to the route-source of all the Toon's issues and go after the owner himself.

Following tried and tested methods of protest, and again maintaining anonymity wherever possible, we would once again use leaflets, posters, banners, etc. that were all self-funded. Except this time we had to consider a more rounded approach (pardon the pun). It's one thing going after a man that spends his life in the media. A man managing a team on a touchline every Saturday, who, actually gave us one of the best seasons in recent memory - cheers Pardz! 😏 But it's an entirely different entity going after a multi-billion pound retail store owner. (That wasn't reference to his wealth by the way...)

Actively campaigning on both Facebook and Twitter, and in many newspapers with statements and reaction to anything and everything controversial, we became the drum-beat of discontent at Newcastle United (for a short while).

We had become somewhat well versed in our media interaction and had gained confidence in our ability to counteract any media spin. Frequently, group members would write formally to the Independent Press Standards Organisation (IPSO), requesting articles be edited, apologised for, and statements retracted. Hours upon hours of self-teaching, discussing, and developing our very own PR team. Voting, re-voting, discussing, debating, arguing and making up. We sacrificed a lot of time and effort trying to make a difference for our club.

Yet, with every fuck-up made by our club, there was sufficient media spin to simply get it lost in a whirlwind and blown away until the next tornado of turmoil hit. As Newcastle fans, we're used to a rollercoaster, but this one was like the 'Ultimate' at Lightwater Valley. Disappearing into the woodland, forgotten about - only to reappear for low-level ups and downs and never really reaching dizzying heights - maybe once, before turning the corner and hitting the big dip.

We understandably became increasingly apathetic, as the fan base did. It is difficult for 100 average Joe's to stand up to a multi-billionaire whilst they continue in their attempts to keep bread on the table during normal hours. This ultimately led us to consist of around half-a-dozen 'active' members and in desperate need of either larger balls-ups (to drag the fans back into anger) or an actual buyer.

Time rolled on and hope was re-instilled by the arrival of Rafael Benitez. It was in a season where we were all but relegated upon his arrival and the fans pleaded for him to stay at the end. It shows the difference people can make when they truly unite. His relative success on a shoe-string (don't let Mike's PR pricks tell you otherwise) had turned the fans, and relative peace was found on Tyneside. That was, until he only had 12-months left on his contract, and was having to play politics with those above him.

A new group formed - The Magpie Group (TMG) - but not specifically for protest, for the betterment of Newcastle United. Albeit, its first test would be an attempt to oust Ashley. The remainders of AshleyOut would be absorbed into this group, that was made up of factors from multiple Newcastle United fan groups and social media accounts. The idea was to make an umbrella group that would be both long-lasting and multi-pronged - drawing on various skills, experience and knowledge from across the fan base.



We would need this to attack Ashley from multiple directions and in this instance, we'd begin to go after his sportswear company and other retail outlets he had shares in. We needed more numbers, we needed to be heard, and we needed to change the narrative about Mike Ashley's ownership of any company, but specifically ours.

We'd have numerous meetings amongst "members" and attempt to strategize with our minimal resource. Everything had to be relatively cost free and ideally efficiently timed. Once you combined this with keeping it within the confines of the law and having few people, you weren't really left with many options.

We had to attempt to mobilise more folk and increase our resource, and so we began to hold open meetings for the general public. We took on board their ideas and decided which were the best to act upon. We each chipped in with what we could afford to pay for the promotional materials, banners, flags, pencils, anything and everything. Where we couldn't we'd put the time and effort in to offset the financial contributions of others, including the general public at times. Lads even laid out personal money for a deposit, to put a bus on to protest at the main Sports Direct warehouse which was ultimately lost as a result of a bit of poor communication, but more so due to lack of interest.

There was a lot of time, financial effort and responsibility that many didn't see.

Over time, amongst other ideas TMG attempted to facilitate, the group would advise those on social media to chase down any offers advertised by Mike Ashley's companies'. This was done by attempting to educate potential customers on why they shouldn't use the respective companies. It occasionally resulted in anger being pointed at the retail store (and probably some poor bastard on the opposite end just making a living). Yet, it was relatively peaceful, impersonal and effective. At least in the outset. They reduced advertising (and I'd like to think sales) but whilst this form of protest was impersonal, accessible and somewhat successful - it lacked control. As a result board members and high-level employees of these companies began to be "verbally" attacked by random accounts.

This wasn't the intention, but was a direct consequence of the lack of control we had.

Protest moved to the stadium and to his shops, where we would join forces with Unite and political movements. A type of unity that would hopefully see us all achieve separate goals. Overcoming Ashley's neglect and abuse of staff and customers for his own financial gain.

On the first public meeting (if I recall correctly), I helped host it. I had to speak to around 400 people who were 99% furious with Ashley and wanted him gone. You didn't know what you'd be hit with at the Q and A stage. I was shiteing meself in all honesty, but collectively we managed. We grew into it, we had to. At one stage we had someone explain how his daughter was on a 0-hours-contract, fucked about and released. The upset that it had caused had this gadgy threatening to kick the shit out of Ashley (and more), and he wasn't joking. Amidst the roar of laughter and cheers, the reality was that some of us had to step in and a responsibility to quash this notion, irrespective of our individual thoughts.

This (level of responsibility) was further evidenced on a cold night in October 2018. When the news that the "fat cockney bastard" was in Ponteland whilst TMG hosted an open meeting for protests. The news was kept to a tight-knit group of us, in order to maintain control and we went up there to chant and to a degree intimidate, albeit peacefully.

Image Courtesy of The Evening Chronicle

Let me tell yi, the desire in me to give someone a clip following zero personal interaction has never been so higher. Part of me wishes I did, but what would I have achieved? He'd still have been our bastard of an owner. I'd be in the knick, skint and probably single, but - I may have got a lifetime supply of beers on Tyneside. 👌

So, just what is good protest?

In short - achieving increased awareness and significant change through peaceful means.

SackPardew, AshleyOut and The Magpie Group always attempted to protest peacefully, and we did so. But where did that get us?! Neewhere. The reality is that peaceful protest rarely gets you anywhere, not unless you're extremely innovative, imaginative and influential. 

That's why (for me) it's been somewhat intriguing to see events unroll in recent days both in the United States and across major cities in Europe, as peaceful protest in many instances have turned into riotous behaviour from both civilians and police forces alike.

The issue being protested, as I'm sure you aal kna is the unjustifiable murder of the below fella;

Image courtesy of National Geographic

which has sparked a fresh and intense focus on just how much #BlackLivesMatter, and has rightly brought it to the forefront of global news.

Let us not forget, racism has been a far more deadly virus than any other.

That is why, when people question the social distancing at such demonstrations, they must consider which is the greater evil that must be overcome. One has a somewhat cohesive global team working to eradicate it, and the other, well...ask the 'leader of the free world'.

I suspect that you, the reader (or listener), are one of my friends or family. Either that, or you have me on Facebook or Twitter. Subsequently, you're likely to be a Newcastle United fan, and so to make the far-fetched and somewhat stretched link from the above (sorry Sean 😘); just think of the apathy you have felt towards your club for little over a decade. Think about how just one of those Mike Ashley fuck-ups has sparked a burning rage inside of you. Think about how the miscalculated and destructive actions of just one individual have left you wondering what's the point anymore and how it's been ingrained in your match day community to a point of acceptance.

Some of us protested that. Some of us didn't. That's each individuals prerogative. I know many who didn't and they still supported me and my actions. It's not that they care less, because they don't, they care the same as me - if not more. I'm not here to criticise those who didn't get involved. I'm here to criticise those who just don't get "it".

That apathy and anger as Newcastle supporters is how we have all felt (some more strongly than others) and christ aalmighty man, we've protested that and that's just footbaal. So how must the poor buggers feel who see their own people denied work, denied equal opportunity and murdered by the authorities who are supposed to be protecting them in their own communities?!

So now to define "those who just don't get 'it'":

Those who don't get 'it' are those who criticise virtually all forms of protest, especially ones who actually agree with the subject being demonstrated against. We've faced abuse off multiple people for protesting the ownership of a football club that was both unprovoked and unwarranted. We've faced criticism of our form of protesting for being both too peaceful and not peaceful enough. We've faced the laughter and embarrassment of walking into bars soaking fucking wet and people thinking - but more importantly - saying, things like "look at this tit.", "call yourself a fan?" etc. etc. when actually, they're stood whinging to their pals about exactly what we've been protesting.

To these very people - if you can do a better job and achieve these things peacefully, or are willing to throw away your lifestyle for it then be my fucking guest. You have my support, for what it's worth. Arsewipes.

Likewise, with regards to #BlackLivesMatter it's easy to criticise the anger, the trouble, the chaos and make suggestions that "they're behaving exactly how they were stereotyped", but frankly - how the fuck are you supposed to act when centuries of oppression, speaking out, and protesting still haven't worked?

I think sometimes people just expect things to change. Well, nowt changes if you do nowt to make it.
If you don't give enough of a shit about something as important as racial inequality don't berate those who do, and if you yourself are racist, well there's a larger issue at play and you need to educate yourself.

It is absolutely no surprise that communities in a period of economic downturn become more fractured and tense, and it is also no surprise that a coppa 'taking the knee' on a Black man's throat is the catalyst for riotous behaviour.

If Geordies had centuries of oppression and someone had knelt firmly on the neck of a fellow Geordie on Oxford Street as he screamed "I can't breath" and blood poured out his head, and you found out the reason was that he'd used a counterfeit 20 quid note, would ye aal not be gannin' radge and bootin' off too?

I have previously wrote about Corona Virus and how, ignorantly, when it was on the other side of the world (in China) I had paid little attention to it. It's not because the Chinese matter any less. It just hadn't yet became a "me" problem. I think the issue of racial inequality has been similar to some degree. Living in Newcastle, England, there are few Black folk or folk of different ethnicity or race. So racism is thankfully not an issue we often experience people being subjected to. Yet, that inequality probably still exists to some degree in the UK, and also needs eradicating here, as it does anywhere.

That's exactly why I was proud to see both Liverpool FC and Newcastle United demonstrate their support by taking a knee. Likewise the Newcastle-upon-Tyne Civic Centre staff did the same, and the building was lit purple in support. A clear message that was echoed by the likes of Google and Netflix, which frankly shows the severity of this issue. It was also good to see the people of London (and surrounding areas) gather together in solidarity for such a good cause, as they did around other areas of Europe.

However, it does concern me that the "All Cops Are Bastards (ACAB)" / "Fuck tha police" culture has seemingly crept in. Whoever the arseholes were climbing on WW2 memorials and launching shit at our police need a slap, like. Our police had fuck all to do with it and were actually facilitating the freedoms that American folk are supposed to be allowing their citizens to have.

Conversely, I've seen on countless occasions President Chump accuse the demonstrators of being nothing but looters and thugs. It's no coincidence that Donald uses further inaccurate stereotyping to further perpetuate the issue of stereotyping. The tit.

That being said, this is the thing with stereotyping though, it's never entirely wrong is it? Just 90% in this instance.

"Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real."
These "looters" are absolute wankers. Not only are they stealing from 'normal' people, they're undermining the efforts of those demonstrating and for how much gain? All I can assume is that poverty has driven these people to be opportunists and take whatever they can get.  Or maybe they are just, simply...tosspots. Again, possibly part of a bigger picture that they are too blind (metaphorically) to see.

"Thugs" is partially accurate but a bit more hypocritical. Thugs are those who exert their force to achieve something through physical violence. So given you've sanctioned the use of force, despite excessive force sparking the issue in the first place, who's the real "thug", Donald?

Roll in the national guard and the military.

The difference is, one has access to a worldwide platform, a message that can reach every corner of the planet in seconds. The other hasn't been heard for centuries. So much for the 1st amendment and the freedom of speech ay?

That nicely brings us to the 2nd amendment which defends an individuals' right to bear arms, and is also defined as being "necessary to the security of a free State" that "shall not be infringed". An amendment that President Trumpet should know well, given that his support for the NRA, etc. is what assisted him in his rise to power. So, if you're state-side, feel free to walk down the street with your AR-15 but no disagreeing with Donald, or you'll be twatted. "Democracy rules. Fuck China." 🙊

Another term that the POTUS has used, is the use of the term "terrorists" for people whom he defines as ANTIFA, a mobilised set of individuals campaigning against Fascism. Well, given that the Minneapolis State Police shouted "Light 'em up" and shot paint at peoples porches I think that'd somewhat class as instilling terror in your general public. Mind so does tearing shit up and burning stuff down.

Mr Trump needs to take a (theoretical) bus trip with Rosa Parks, to see the funeral of George Floyd, and remind himself that "injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly." 
[Martin Luther King Jr]

Yet, I am advised the POTUS has reduced unemployment for Black Americans. So he's not a complete prick. Something people maybe need to consider before they burn businesses to the ground. Good luck with your re-employment...

Unfortunately though, the marvellous work with regards to equality done by Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King, Barack Obama et al has been somewhat reversed under Trump and this will overshadow any progress he has made with the economy and getting Black folk jobs.

Admittedly, I thought the world would turn a corner when America got it's first Black President in Obama. A beacon of light towards a positive future. Granted, he wasn't perfect either, but it represented an overdue rise to equality, or so we thought, and yet here we are.

Peaceful protest always has to be the way, in an ideal world. A world where people use their two eyes and two ears proportionately with their one gob. Where a President seeks to understand why a large proportion of his population is willing to tear the country to the ground for major reform and whom acts upon the injustice appropriately, not exacerbating an already escalated issue.

We complain aboot a lot in the UK but Christ, we're miles ahead of many other countries in many regards. Now we just need Boris to condemn Trump's actions...but don't hold your breath folks - money is king, not Martin Luther.


Finally

The next time you consider calling a random Black man (or woman) a n***** or a random coppa a pig, ask yourself why these people are so different to you. Chances are (but not always) - if you're doing that, you're actually worse than what you perceive them to be.

Because, with a want to not sound too biblical (cause that's not my thing), there are "good" people and "bad" people in all walks of life. Sometimes, "good" people do "bad" things and vice-versa. Yet, thankfully the "good" always outweighs the "bad".

So with an open mind, attempt to educate yourself as best as you possibly can on what you believe in. Once you've convinced yourself you are right, stand tall, push your shoulders back, hold your chin up and attempt to drag the "bad" or "wrong" people from the darkness and into the light.

Don't be overcome by the shadows other people cast, and be the man or woman who you want and can be.



Ciao for now... 😉


Saturday, 23 May 2020

#10 - Victories in Europe (part II)


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Last time oot, in Victories in Europe (part I) I RoaMed in a different direction to usual - banishing at least some of the fun and informality, in favour of some facts and figures. An absolute necessity I felt. That's right, approximately a fortnight ago I sat on this friggin' aaful chair in the spare room, bashin' away at the keys aboot a day which, admittedly, I didn't kna aal that much aboot mesel.

Am probably like most folk, a kna the gist of what happened in the war, a kna on this occasion we were the good guys and a kna on this occasion wu won. However, what I didn't realise, is just how overly simplistic my knowledge of the war had become.

Thankfully, I took that opportunity to re-educate, remember and reflect.

Whilst it was great to see that good, old-fashioned, British community spirit in full flow around the streets of Killingworth - it did make me wonder just how much of it was an excuse for a piss-up, an opportunity to take a holiday from the supposedly, laborious lock down, and how much was about what it actually meant. I think I covered my feelings on VE day sufficiently last time out though.

Admittedly, the title for that article (and this) was with the intention of providing a follow up a lot sooner. Perhaps when the similarities and contrasts had a marginally more significant relevance, but here we are, and so I will proceed...

In the days, weeks and months that led to that Friday bank holiday,  COVID-19 struck. An inconvenience to most, a hurdle to overcome for many and a war for those essential workers. Which therefore meant that the anniversary of VE day came at a very poignant time.

I have subsequently taken the decision to draw similarities and differences from that time. It came after political discussions with some of me best pals in the "Digestive Disciples" group on WhatsApp. Yi kna who yi are. The group name is appropriately random. It's testament to the varied nature of our discussions and the openness within the group. A group of real variety, with people of varying sexual orientation, religious direction and varied backgrounds, but beautifully bound by the fact no-one is an ignorant bell end.

So why's this relevant?

It's relevant 'cause amidst the simplicity in our conversations and the political incorrectness that occasionally follows, there is a complexity that we all strive to understand...life. We do so by having two eyes, two ears and one gob (cheers for ingraining that phrase Dad 😉).

We don't sit and tell each other what we should believe, we simply share our thoughts, perceptions and feelings and debate them until reason is the dominant feature. Of course this is easier when one dynamic is somewhat fixed - age. That's not to say the same cannot be experienced across multiple age groups though, as I recently discovered on yet another one of those social networking gatherings last Tuesday.

I digress - but the point being, where has the reason disappeared to in our "great" British society? It seems to me you're either Black or your White. Why not both? We aal kna that's best 💪

For example, I see the relentless ramblings of Piers Morgan (don't worry he's just an arse hole not a madman 😏), and whilst I feel he has recently been vindicated in a lot of what he has said, the provocative peppering of politicians becomes tedious and actually unprofessional. Yet, he rightly calls out the current government and asks questions we all want to know the answers to. Even arse holes have their uses.

And whilst we're discussing things that release a lot of shit. What about the mainstream media as a whole in this country?! The level of bias has become pathetic. Some things are undefendable man.

How fitting that this also leads me nicely to Boris Johnson - something else that talks shite. For additional context and to drop your mind firmly in the gutter, Johnson is the equivalent of the curry-lager-combo -shit. Little substance, painful to experience and at the end of it you're left wondering why you bothered in the first place. Is the bloke Belgian? He loves to waffle.



The irony (I know).

So rambling and ranting aside, here we are fighting a world war. Nothing near the scale of that in '45, but a war nonetheless, and wars are won across a number of platforms.

1) Strategy:

Obvious, I know. Less obvious - what is ours? I'm not sure it's ever been properly explained or implemented. Maybe, cause our government is too "chicken" to be held accountable... (get it 👉...)

This is similar to WW2, when we achieved Victory in Europe. Why? Because decisions weren't taken quickly enough to implement a strong enough strategy, just as they weren't then. Also similarly, (and naturally), strategy evolved and developed with the understanding of the enemy. Once the correct strategy was in place we defeated Nazism, just as we will defeat the virus.

Let's be fair, at the start of the pandemic no one really had a full grasp of its effects and its potential to disrupt so much of society as we know it.

For that I am in agreement with some of those near and dear to me who have made the point that Boris Johnson can only work off the advice made available to him by the experts. This would largely have been the same irrespective of which government, or indeed leader was in charge.

On the other hand, it would appear that the inaction that occurred at the start of the pandemic appears to have had a negative affect on our ability to contain and overcome the virus. This can be somewhat evidenced by the fact that the United Kingdom is the second highest nation for COVID-19 related deaths:


Image courtesy of the Financial Times

Based on my wider (perceived) understanding of how countries operate. This graph suggests a few of things to me.

Firstly, the two nations whom have been worst hit are those with some of the most financial clout. With both the United States and the United Kingdom taking the unwanted top two spots. This would appear somewhat irrational. Surely those with the most money available should have the best education, healthcare, etc., etc.?! However, the downturn in various industries also means that a halt to work would potentially impact these two nations the most. Hence some calls of "conspiracy" that this is an attack attempting to balance the financial playing field. Maybe though, this was the reason for the inaction in these two nations? To protect the economy.

Meanwhile, Germany does what it is best at. Decisive, robust, efficient and organised. It addresses the issues and contains the virus early, thus allowing them to hit the plateau point sooner than others.

In Italy and Spain, they acted sooner than we did here in Britain. An example we should have followed. Yet, their freedoms are too treasured (as they are here) and instead of listening to advice,  it's inhabitants continue to travel and get on with their normal lives. The virus spreads but is contained sooner.

Finally, China, where they have less freedoms but more control. The virus allegedly began in Wuhan and so they have had the longest time to address the issues, but have also implemented and followed preventative measures more strictly. Naturally, they have contained the virus sooner, or so it would seem.

All in all, it seems to me that the only real strategy that has been followed in the US and UK is to hang the very people that voted you in, out to dry. The lock down came into play late and at medium heat, it's now been loosened down to mild and in the coming fortnight, as a need for the economy to heal becomes increasingly apparent, we will drop back down to extra mild.

Do these leaders care about our lives or rather our lifestyle?

It'd seem money is king.

That's exactly why there's been a lack of...

2) Direction

So we had the lock-down implemented. It started relatively clearly, I suppose. Keep 2 metres away from others. Exercise once a day for up to an hour. Stay within a radius of your home. Don't venture out unnecessarily. Work from home if you can. Only "key" workers are to continue under "normal" circumstances. We had a degree of direction but nothing abundantly clear.

Conversely, in WW2 we had an absolutely clear direction. Stop Nazi Germany and defend your country at all costs.

Now we have "stay alert".

What the friggin' hell was that message aal aboot?

You should but you shouldn't. You can but you cannot. You will but you wont.

A message designed to create confusion. A display designed to disengage. It was like watching Vicky Pollard off Little Britain.




"Designed"? You may be asking yourself. Aye. Cause if business and the general public have to make their own decision on whether or not they return to normality, and more specifically work, then all responsibility and accountability for ill health and potential death is taken from the hands of the government and squarely placed upon that of your average Joe / Joanne / 0 (😕).

That also develops a pressure for those on the bottom rung and / or breadline who simply have to do as their told by employers - forcing them them back into work, and so the cogs of the economy begin to turn once again.

Is this our direction? I mean Trump seems fairly open about it, in fairness to him. We just seem be whimpering along like some bullied little brother. Which brings me to...

3) Leadership

And a massive difference here.

Winston Churchill wasn't always right. Boris Johnson isn't either. Yet, there is an absolute difference in leadership.

One has the ability to engage absolutely everyone in a room, and fill them with emotions of passion. He'll have your blood boiled and you on the edge of your seat, desperate to shout in a spontaneous combustion of love or hate and the other, well the other empties rooms.

Clarity and direction provided with passion and charisma. Absolute assertion and a rigidity that developed belief. Whatever Churchill said would inspire or enrage, but you knew where you stood, and so did he.

With Johnson it seems like a broken (single) record. It jumps, it skips, it doesn't play correctly. It often repeats itself, and then when it does, it seems to skip and jump even more. It never gets to the 2nd track, or the B-side for you auld codgers. "Let's get Brexit done" will prove to be his only #1 hit.

Then you have to consider the degree of accountability and responsibility being taken. A leader who's rarely at the forefront answering the tough questions which he should be well versed and drilled on.

Thank Christ we haven't reached WW3 (yet!) with him in charge. Mind - the same could be said for Corbyn, just for balance.

4) Resources

Inevitably resource is key to any battle. Those with the biggest army, the best guns, the best hospitals and the biggest factories tend to win - but not always! By such a definition, you'd expect Britain (amongst others) to have some of the least deaths in this latest battle, but that's not the case.

PPE was the stick used to beat Boris with in the early weeks of the pandemic. Something which appears to have subsided somewhat in line with the virus itself. Thankfully.

Yet, this is where I must bring some balance to my Boris bashing. Can we really blame him for the lack of PPE?

Admittedly, this isn't my area of expertise by any stretch of the imagination, but I'd have thought that there's a strong likelihood that a lot of PPE is probably produced in the far East. Where the virus outbreak had already reached peak long before it did here. Therefore, not only were these people requiring the equipment, they were producing it. It's a double-whammy of decreasing supply vs increasing demand.



Now you can blame past governments, (on both sides).

(...had there whilst a put a daft quid on the Bundesliga and finish me apple😅)





Reet..so...the reason why, is that industry over the last 75 years has slowly disappeared from our shores. Costed out of the market and incapable of supplying our own demand. Why isn't PPE produced here? If it is then fair dues - maybe the demand was just too much? But surely, we should be able to manufacture our minimum requirements by having factories re-organised, retrained and geared up to cope in such times of need? In which case, should business owners not be stepping forward?

You can argue that a multitude of ways - for example labours desire to improve upon the minimum wage or tax bigger business in a more heavy-handed fashion. Or the Tories for finding unsuitable replacements for areas hit with unemployment as a result of their closing down of our industries. Subjects probably for another day.

If not then it boils down to my penultimate point...

5) Preparation:

Above all else, being prepared reduces the effect of the enemy, should it ever plan to attack. This is where we can draw a similarity from the second world war. Much of Europe wasn't prepared for Adolf Hitler and hadn't planned to defend against such an unknown enemy, just as few countries have been sufficiently prepared for the Corona Virus.

We must do all we can to live, first and foremost, but then learn from the action (and inaction) taken this time around - but try telling that to thousands of families who've lost loved ones at the hands of COVID-19.

As a labour voter and a 'remainer' from recent elections. The only solace I can take from the outcome of those elections is that with more control over our industry and our economy hopefully next time we have a global pandemic we can be better prepared than this time, through the introduction of more UK based textile factories for PPE and manufacturing as a whole.

For that, it will take a lot of people to swallow their pride and accept defeat. It will take for us all as a nation to finally act like adults instead of children, and find compromise. Only then will we ultimately achieve our end goals. For democracy to work, we must find a unity in our desire to ensure Britain remains great and Brexit doesn't mark the exit of our...

6) Unity

Somewhere where we differ from 1945 and sadly more so than the other areas mentioned.

Unfortunately, (and again with some degree of hypocrisy), social media and tosspots writing blogs, filling the interweb with opinions that are unfounded and occasionally uneducated is contributing to a world of polarisation. For there is no longer a requirement to read, understand and interpret other points of view. Simply don't like the one you don't agree with. Confine it to the depths of your ignorance and block them. How sad, yet how understandable. We cannot be reading shit that enrages us aal the time can wu?!

In addition to that, it's also understandable that our biases occasionally cloud our judgement. It will no doubt be apparent throughout this edition of The RoaM, but what we must do is learn to compromise and reason.

Whilst Piers Morgan might ask a lot of questions, he doesn't get lots of answers. That's partially because there's a lack of belief in what the interviewees are answering with, but is largely because his nature and line of questioning isn't to get answers, but rather to make people look stupid. It is occasionally gained too, but to what gain? Is that going to change that persons view?! Being shouted at via TV...

Likewise, the BBC in recent weeks had labour activists interviewed who were critical of how the government has handled the virus. Yet, despite their supposed impartiality, didn't provide the conservative response. How is that remaining impartial?!

I sympathise with both these instances, naturally, because I agree with a lot of what's being said, but that doesn't make their actions right. Similarly, almost every national newspaper continues to defend Boris Johnson and Tory government - again...money talks.

As mentioned, I'm a labour voter and a remainer. There's some that will read this article and say "bloody hell mate, what you going on about it's not Johnson's fault about the PPE?!" That's perfectly fine, teach me why. There'll be others saying "Well Corbyn wouldn't have done any better", okay - why? Does a shitter leader excuse the current one for also being shit?

Just because you voted for Johnson doesn't make this personal when I slate him. People vote for policy, for people, for beliefs, traditions, all sorts. you may have voted conservative because like me you don't think people should get money for doing shite all. So you're allowed to be angry with Johnson too. I say this as a labour voter and remainer who is pissed off with how the left has acted and subsequently lost.

There's several great ironies in the UK at present, of which, just one of them is the fact that we expect youngsters (who cannot vote) to act more like adults, and so we attempt to teach them to compromise and reason, and yet we - the adults cannot compromise for shit.

Yet despite all of the above, the greatest way to win a war is stop it before it starts. So before you take to Facebook or Twitter to tell the world "Fuck China" for the virus, first think what put them in a position to (allegedly) eat what was eaten in the first place. Consider that they may have fuck all money, fuck all opportunity and fuck all to live. Consider that they made a mistake. Consider the complete imbalance of wealth across the planet, across multiple countries and even on our own doorsteps.

Most things (granted not all) have reasons for happening. Maybe we should consider and control the causes before we feel the wrath of the effects.

So before there's a third world war and a need for military victory elsewhere - fuck bigotry, fuck greed and fuck Trump.

Finally...

For those of you who don't explore social media much, often or even at all. I'd like to point you in the direction of two videos from a gentleman named Hassan Akkad (sorry - I couldn't work the embed function please follow the links):


Hassan Akkad 1


Hassan Akkad 2


Whilst the reasoning for the first should have been unnecessary, both videos were nonetheless a perfect display of some of the best of British. The NHS for one, but in this instance freedom of speech, democracy and in the end equality - virtues which we helped protect in Europe, our greatest victory.

Ciao for now... 😉







P.S. Sarmon you're awesome!
You finally learned to read. x

Sunday, 17 May 2020

#9 - The Service of My Love


A Pillar To Post

Happy Monday everyone - Back to the hustle and bustle of the bedroom office!😅

Today's edition of the RoaM is a total one off, and won't be repeated. Frankly, because I don't believe in putting this sort of stuff out normally, and I know many others don't either. We've aal had people who we've loved and lost.

Nevertheless, today am ganna be havin' an apple pie  and raising a glass of Whisky to Wor Tom. Today would have been his 86th birthday, but sadly he passed away on 17th December 2019. We didn't share as much time together as we should have, not until it was probably too late. How often is that the case?! Yet, we often shared moments of remembrance, commemoration and reflection with one another, and so I think it's poignant that I share a short poem in his remembrance:





18/05/1934 - 17/12/2019 


Thomas Heron,
Lofty,
Brother, Grandfather, Dad.

Policeman,
Soldier,
Just one of the lads.

Walker,
Joker,
Stubborn as hell.

A man
with plenty
a story to tell.

Now Grandad's at land,
Dad's Grandad's at sea,
3 men from my life,
That helped define me.

Tom's circle of life,
Completed, not done,
'Cause his name and his teachings,
Will carry on.










Finally...



I like to attempt to be philosophical with these posts and offer something that will provoke thought, or inspiration. After all, actions may speak louder than words, but words can influence many actions.

Whilst we're all sat whinging and whining that our PlayStation, Netflix or the TV isn't enough to keep us entertained during the lock-down. Maybe make an attempt to spend this additional time with the loved ones you live with. You cannot play a shite board game and have a laugh with them when they're deed, can yi? Not unless it's a Ouija Board.😅

On a lighter note - thanks for reading! Not only this edition but those in previous weeks also. 👍

Ciao for now...😉


Friday, 8 May 2020

#8 - Victories in Europe (part I)

A Pillar To Post

Friday 8th May, 2020. 75 years on from a day which marked a defiant victory in Europe. Today we pay homage to those who went before us, and those whom still walk amongst us.


(image courtesy of Border Counties Advertizer)


"Sheeeareeer"
(Sorry, I couldn't resist...)


Joking aside though...let us also remember the valiant efforts of those at home and on foreign lands and seas, who provided the backbone for Britain (and Europe) and enabled us the freedoms that we now share.

Today's "Pillar To Post" serves as a welcome reminder as to where we'd be if it wasn't for the selfless bravery, dedication and sacrifice of those such as Captain Tom Moore (pictured above) and those with whom he served. 

Possibly a bit crass and arguably distasteful - but I'm not here to sugar-coat the truth, this is exactly where:





From 1941 to 1945, approximately two-thirds of the European, Jewish population, (that's around 6 million Jews), were taken from their mothers, fathers, grandparents, brothers and sisters and slaughtered at concentration camps such as the one pictured above. This excludes an additional 5million people who were also deemed "life unworthy of life" such as Slavs, homosexuals and Jehovah witnesses.

11 million human beings, stripped of their valuables, stripped of their homes and even stripped of their identity, then thrown in pens (where you wouldn't even keep animals!) where they'd live until such a point that they'd be executed in gas chambers.

And with that sobering thought, let wu dive into the history books...



So, in the aftermath of WW1, and following the "Treaty of Versailles" which heavily sanctioned Germany as a nation, the "Nazi" party slowly ascended to the forefront of German politics.

The Nazi's came to the conclusion that all German speaking nations should unite in one country and attempt to achieve "Autarky" (the idea that Germany should be economically self-sufficient). An idea which in isolation isn't of particular concern, and is arguably admirable.

Furthermore, they developed the belief that society should not be democratic, but should instead be overseen by a Fuhrer. Step forward the charismatic and influential arsewipe in Adolf Hitler.

Despite joining the party in 1919, it wasn't until around 1929 that Hitler and the Nazi party would gain any form of electoral success. In 1923, Hitler would attempt to launch a revolution against the Weimar government known as the Munich Putsch, which was badly organised and resulted in his arrest. A turning point for the future of the party. Arrested and imprisoned for 5 years and trialled with high treason for betraying his country, the next time Hitler would publicly speak would be in 1927. By such time, the twat had completed "Mein Kampf" ("My Struggle") - a propaganda book that set out Nazi beliefs. His ideas became well known, with millions of Germans reading the booklet. Meanwhile, the realisation that revolutionary force wasn't the answer sunk in. Hitler reorganised the party to enable it to challenge by democratic means, allowing it to take part in elections.

In 1929, the Wall Street Crash in the United States saw unemployment intensify across the world, with Germany being hit particularly hard, causing their economy to enter a depression. And so, the window of opportunity opened to both extreme-communist parties on the left (of the spectrum), and the Nazi's on the extreme-right (amongst others).  

With the promise of farmers being given their land, pensions improving and state owned utilities, the new-look Germany would seek to care for Germans better than anyone else, immigration would be halted and laws would be specifically designed for foreigners within the land. The Nazi party grew in popularity and strength, as did its private army - the Sturmabteilung (Storm Troopers), which by 1932 had approximately 400,000 members and swelled to an estimated 2,000,000 by the time Hitler came to power in 1933. Similarly, in the Reichstag, seats had been increased by 218 between 1928 and 1932, growing from 12 to 230.

Using untried and untested methods, the highly intelligent Josef Goebbels had helped launch a propaganda campaign, consisting of posters, speeches and rallies designed to capture the enthusiasm of a disgruntled nation. This became the vehicle for Hitlers popularity. With Adolf at the head as chief prick, and various levels of hierarchy put into place beneath him, an ideology and belief system were slowly put into place. A belief system that infested the minds of the people and would provide structure to a party hell-bent on achieving phenomenally fucked-up feats.

Such power can often pollute the mind, and pollute it did, and so came the birth of a revolutionary philosophy that was about to change the world forever. The people were sold a story of a saviour. A man who'd rescue a nation. And so people placed their hope and trust in the Fuhrer. The worlds largest cult was born.

The Nazi party scare-mongered the population by citing that both Communists and Jews posed a significant threat to their German ways. This would prevent them from the ability to have "lebensraum" (living space) which a Nazi Germany would expand into, both territorially (?) and otherwise. This then resulted in Social Darwinism and the idea that the Aryan race were superior. Jews were considered nothing but subhuman.

By January 1933, Von Papen - the chancellor, had resigned. Hindenburg, the then-president, turned to Hitler in the belief he could get him to do what he wanted 😣, and there we go - the Nazi's were now in power.

You're probably sat reading thinking "why are you telling me aal this"?! and probably for one of two reasons:

1) Yi aalready kna the crack
2) Yi just wanna get pissed, sing "Sweet Caroline" and celebrate by faalin inti yi barbecue

Alreet - I get it. It's a bit heavy for a bank holiday Friday. So here wu gan, I'll hit fast forward a bit:

1939 - The Nazi party invade neighbouring Poland on September the first, triggering the European phase of WW2.

1940 - With Poland all but defeated and Hitler and the Nazi's looking at new windows of opportunity, they decide to launch attacks to the West. Next - targeting Belgium and the Netherlands before progressing into parts of France.

With both France and Britain behind in preparations, the Nazi's were capable of advancing and strengthening their position throughout Western Europe.

However, by August the battle of Britain begins and Churchill takes charge. The Luftwaffe launches attacks on our air defences and attempts to drive our warships from the Channel. They bomb our civilians to cut off the support network of our military forces, yet find themselves defeated in this altercation by the October. The subsequent German invasion was postponed.






1941 - Hitler was always weary of the communists and fancied his chances against the Soviet Union, and with the Blitz continuing in British cities, Hitler took the decision to spread his forces to the East, as well as the West, sending nearly 3.6million German troops to launch a surprise attack in Operation Barbarossa. Imagine the terror that such a force could rain.

That same year, whilst the allies took Tobruk in North Africa, the Japanese increased their involvement with an attempt to destroy the American, Pacific fleet at the battle of Pearl Harbor. 300 American aircraft and 2 American battleships were destroyed and the Japanese claimed an operational/tactical success, but were later found to have made a strategical failure.

In attacking the warships, but not the strategic assets, this allowed the Americans the chance to regroup and rebuild, especially utilising war ships that hadn't been identified as present at Pearl Harbor.

The war was about to take a monumental shift.

1942 and Nazi Germany suffered setbacks at Stalingrad an in El Alamein, whilst Singapore falls at the hands of the Japanese, and some 25,000 prisoners were taken hostage.

In the Pacific, the Japanese targeted Midway Island and got caught between achieving two goals, resulting in them achieving none, and the US intelligence and naval capacity over ran them to claim victory. The Pacific was now in the hands of the allies.

1943 - An allied victory in North Africa enables the invasion of Italy to be launched and Germany takes over the battle there as Italy surrenders. Meanwhile the Nazi's surrender at Stalingrad - marking the first major Axis defeat in Europe. British and Indian forces are spread further afield, beginning the fight against Japanese forces in Burma.

1944 - The beginning of the end for Adolf Hitler, thank Christ! June 6th marks D-Day and the Allied invasion of France. A naval offensive on the West coast of continental Europe - the greatest naval force ever to be seen. Operation Overlord ends 'well' with allied forces breaking through German defences. Yet, estimates of approximately 10,000 allied soldiers were lost that day, making it one of the most catastrophic victories in history.

Meanwhile, in the East the Soviet forces gather pace and begin their counter-offensive, as Paris is liberated in the August and returned back to Allied rule.

1945 - The last year of the war in Europe and concentration camps such as Auschwitz are liberated.

The Russians reach Berlin and terrified of the repercussions, Hitler offs himself. It's a shame the dickhead didn't do it 20 years prior. May 7th 1945, and Nazi Germany finally surrenders.

Thus we have VE (Victory in Europe) day on the 8th. Approximately 85million deaths later.

In a desperate attempt to contextualise that - that's everyone who went to a full St James' Park for PL fixtures...for 86 years.

Now ask yourself "why?!"

How can anyone do that to another innocent man, woman or worst of all, child?!

In life it is often best to forgive and forget - but not here. This can not be forgiven and will not be forgotten.

However, fast forward to present time, and we arrive at a somewhat united Europe. I work with Germans, some of which are decent, some of which aren't, but they're just the same as any other nationality or race. In fact, they're probably more like us than a lot of us would care to acknowledge. My girlfriend is Italian and we've now been together for 7 years (to the day - oioi - that's ganna cost a tenner! 😂) and her family fought against Mussolini for partisan forces in Italy.

I never thought I'd see the day that I aligned more with a Frenchman in Giovanni, than I do with some of the bell ends from the Toon, but hey ho, that's part of the tapestry of life - and it makes for a better place. Now lets have a torchon ham and pease pudding baguette with a bottle of chien. 🐶

The point being that we should all be able to live together and treat one another with one fundamental thing, respect. Correctly, the war is now bound to the history books and serves as a chapter in mankind as a lesson to learn from, and not to repeat. Together we must progress.






Today marks a day of commemoration primarily, reflection secondarily and thirdly, celebration. We should all rejoice and be thankful for Tuesday 8th May, 1945. For this was the day when 'Good' truly snatched the world from the jaws of destruction and overcame the wrath of 'Evil'.




Finally...




A slightly more sentimental touch: Every year (where possible), I travel to Portland (near Weymouth) on the supposedly-sunny-South coast. Travelling with me Da and previously with me Granda too, we make the 393 mile trip every 12th of June. We head to the usual hotels where we meet up with other friends and families of those lost on board HMS Boadicea during the second world war and have a few beers and some bait.

The 13th marks the day which she (Boadicea) was struck and ultimately sank, and so, suited and booted, we lay wreaths at a local cemetery to commemorate the tragic loss of life for these young men. Not least, Able Seaman Thomas Heron

In "Part 2" of "Victories in Europe" (coming soon) I aim to explore some of the values and behaviours displayed throughout WW2 and apply them to present day. But for now - I'd like to use this moment to reflect in what could have been, and share a piece that I originally wrote back in 2012 at the age of 23.

I originally shared this over a glass of whisky with one of my best mates (and father) and one of his, in me Granda Tom, who sadly passed away late last year. A moment that I hold very dear to me:





Quo Fata Vacant - whither the fates call,
No matter how big, no matter how small.
By land, by air, but to the date by sea,
Without you, I wouldn't be me.

Unfortunately, you didn't know me, my name's Chris,
I bet you never thought we'd meet like this.
You defended us well, with a spirit so strong,
For that you'll be remembered, as long as time may go on.

Fortune favours the brave, and for us you were that,
You defeated the Nazi's in an astounding act.
Fighting to be free, with hope and with glory,
Without people like you, life would be a different story.

Son, Father, Grandfather- We're all saddened to say
"For our tomorrow you gave your today."
But enough of the tears, and the things that have passed,
Here's to you, and the Union Jack on Boadicea's mast.