The Ramblings of a Madman: Opinionated pieces for a global puzzle. An informal take on topics of both a trivial and serious nature, occasionally with a wicked twist of (attempted) humour.*(*)

Friday, 31 July 2020

#16 - Square One? A Rant...

Keegan's Corner


Tonight I bring you the "Ranting of a Madman", as opposed to the slightly less blasphemous "Ramblings of a Madman". The reason for which, is that news of yet another takeover bid has now fantastically "failed", as we (Newcastle United fans) mostly feared.

That being said, it's just one side who have publicly made that statement and it's the same side that was publicly saying how all was going or going to go to plan...

So here we are, 90% certain it's off now instead of 50/50 (percent). Yet, we find ourselves traipsing through the doldrums of social media to see what the so-called Tom, Dick and Harry's whom are "in the know" say. Guess what, it's still not definitive...



No doubt the much-maligned, self-assigned, martyr of Manchester (United) - Miguel "Shan" Delaney is now pissing himself at the prospect of Champions League football, as one of the many comparative minnows fail in their desperate attempts to do away with their dickhead owner.

No doubt those like Luke Edwards will begin their tirade of how he was right and others were wrong, and how they're idiots for ever thinking any different.

No doubt that come tomorrow morning, each recognisable newspaper (but a few) will be claiming that they knew this would happen and it was the inevitable, or maybe that the Saudi's were rightly dismissed - as the PR arm of Mike Ashley's tedious ownership once again reaches out to touch the eyes and ears of a disenchanted customer base. For this is the only communication he knows - via those whom are willing to perpetuate the myth that we are somewhat delusional for having this twat as our temporary custodian. Just as he did on "that" televised edition some 4 or 5 years ago now.

...and people wonder why I hate them robbing bastards (Sky).

So all aboard the gravy train that feeds the Scudamore's of the 'sporting world' with half a million quid off each team - all going to some prick that's contributed to ruining the beautiful game. Fucking fantastic. All whilst teams aren't willing to put that towards a loan signing or the facilities.

Sky may have saved the game some 30(ish) years ago and put the investment in it that it needed to really make it prosper but it's on the verge of destroying it now. Them and the other benefactors - whilst thousands upon thousands of football fans remain out of pocket and screwed over, travelling hundreds of miles to the arse end of neewhere for a poxy 8th vs 9th relegation battle on a shitty Wednesday neet where you cannot even get hyem.

The league is keen to ensure they have their big 5 or 6 these days (oh how nice it's extended beyond 4 now) and then the other 14 either clutch at straws, get a somewhat unique blend for a season or simply strike lucky for a year to finish top of the relegation fight. What fantastic entertainment! Just tonight I sat with 3 lifelong friends on Zoom - not just of my life, but of my auld mans, and we discussed what match-day now means to us. We don't discuss the line up pre-match anymore, we barely discuss the game after because we're all so fed up of the apathy, and not a joyous song or silence is collectively enjoyed in support of our team anymore. It's all just bland. An expensive obligation that ensures we all see each other.

All the while, we have fucking bell ends like Kieron Dyer (thick as mince), Graeme Souness (bitter auld prick) and the Micah Richards if this world (who obviously hadn't watched us all season) try and tell us their expert advice on what we've watched for a full season, some of us for a lifetime, not just when these fucking charlatans were managing our club, playing for our club, or simply had fuck all to do with us.

So not only is TV killing the beautiful game, it's killing the opportunity for people who want a life in football punditry, commentary or presenting from having an opportunity to speak as they find rather than speak based on their biases towards certain managers, teams or owners. It's always good to have pro's on there, of course it is, but they should be forced to do their homework like anyone else.

Why is this all relevant you may ask?

It's relevant because this...this is the state of the 'beautiful' game now. Fans treat with contempt and at an expensive price.

This brings me to COVID-19 and games behind closed doors. Sure, from my fat arse at hyem watching with crowd sounds was better than not in the end, but watching without - it was interesting to hear the players too. I often find myself shouting instructions that the players are, or should, given my experiences at Sunday League level. Yet, the fake crowd noise was such a distant enjoyment from the sporadic nature of a crowd and how it plays it's role in the 'beautiful game'. So frankly, stick your block- sized banners, your stand-sized signs and coordinated-crowd-noises where the sun doesn't shine. It's just another way to clear the path for long-standing, match-going fans to be fucked about again.

Then finally, on the list of things that I want to whinge and whine aboot is the main trigger for this article - this ridiculous bloody takeover.

If ever there was a silver lining, it's that a murderous regime with a terrible human rights record isn't taking us over. Didn't expect that did ya?

Yet, the distinct feeling of disappointment, of distrust in everyone involved and of being cheated surpasses any of the relief that, that may bring - and that's just touching the surface. As you can probably tell - I'm friggin' furious about the outcome.

So we have 3 sets of pricks in this takeover: One is the prick we know (Ashley), two is the pricks we suspect (the Premier League) and three is the pricks who will satisfy us fannies that are whining on. Yet, if we were to ask Joe "I don't care about football" Blogg they'd tell you the Saudi's are the ones who'd treat you worst. How wrong they'd be in this instance.



We've grown to expect contempt from that fat fuck in charge - I need not list his negligence here (I need to keep my mojo), but to be treat with such contempt by a governing body of the game (albeit not the ultimate one) is nothing short of disgraceful. I'm sure I'm not alone in thinking that the Premier League (whilst adhering to NDA's, etc.) could have comfortably communicated a progress report of where we were at, where we expected to be soon and when. Instead, nothing - in fact, worse than nothing - suggesting that the media and fans alike were after some form of unreasonable and never ending status update and absolute clarity. Believe it or not you absolute fucking moron's, it's the people that feed your product. Football clubs that are supported by fans, fans that buy merchandise, that buy tickets, that buy TV subscriptions and buy from your sponsors. So show some empathy and at least let people understand that you're not just being deceitful or condescending. If you had any bollocks or simply professionalism, you'd have set a deadline and said "this is what needs done" and "this is when it needs to be done by. Comply or fail." Simple as that. So what exactly has the issue been?

If the leagues' members have voted, or expressed a notion that they don't want this to happen, then really that's of no surprise is it?! If it were Everton or Leeds, or someone we'd be the same, the sad fact of all of this is that it's no longer a question of locality or morality, it's what can be pumped in financially and inevitably that means who has the biggest knobhead owning their club? Let's face it, most of the bastards have done shit to be where they are - and we're stuck with the Victorian sweatshop owner. It's been a case of "if you cannot beat 'em, join 'em" and who better to "join 'em"  with than some of the richest folk on the planet.

People may question the morality of Newcastle United fans throughout this whole debacle, but where the fuck are they when the good people of our own country are being fucked over by Mike "The Leech" Ashley? Fact of the matter is that we care about what we can control - this is our club, we'll take a stand when it's being fucked over - or at least so I thought...

Nonetheless, if governments and United Nations cannot sanction alleged murderous regimes then how the fuck can I, Customer Service Representative or Killingworth? Knobs.

Difference being with these owners, a lot of these new folk have actually developed clubs infrastructure and facilities as well as pumped money into the first team squad - whilst our vulture picks away at the flesh of our club and leaves nothing but the bare bones - an ongoing process that seemingly now won't stop anytime soon. Just more stagnation and backwards peddling to ultimate oblivion just like those from down the road. Our owner is now bored, he's sick and that's that. Premier League survival the immortal motto of an ambition-less regime. One day we might be as screwed as the SMB's and have our own Netflix series.

So much for your fit and proper owners tests and any management of the members in your club. Arse holes.

Above all else, it's only ever the same people who will ultimately be effected by this. Earlier this week I tweeted from my personal account about how I felt people were abusing the use of terminology related to mental illness with regards to the takeover. I still stand by that (albeit not as vociferously as I maybe did originally). However, I share the feeling with those who fairly questioned my stance, the stark reality is that this is not just a vehicle to drag your country into a more liberal world, this is not just meaty roadkill for you to peck and pull away at until you've had your fill, and this is not just another member for you to fuck about and fill up your Premier League club with.

Just like with any club (even the mackems), this is people's hobby, their passion, their go-to-place for a release or for a break, the place where people scrape about for their last few quid to ensure they can spend 90 minutes with their pals in the stands, their community, their people, their city. So show them all a bit more fucking respect. They just want the best for their people.

Make no qualms about it - football without fans is nothing. So for us, our city is Newcastle upon Tyne, and whilst we're here...




Ciao for now 😫

Sunday, 26 July 2020

#15 - NUFC 19/20 Season Review


Keegan's Corner


Approximately a month on from writing an article aboot Liverpool and why we should maybe respect them as worthy champions of England, I sat here festering in me Dad's auld '96/'97 'Entertainers' Toon top awaiting a nothing fixture that I felt would dee nowt to excite or empower - a notion symbolic of an era of Ashley.

Kick off was at 16:00, and had I managed to complete this in time it'd have been released prior to that. But yi kna how I like to waffle...

No doubt some of you will be questioning why I began writing an end of season review and was willing to release it prior to kick off. Understandably so. Normal circumstances would dictate that every game is worth winning, and every point matters, but they didn't today - the reasons why I'll explain in a future edition.

For now, I'll provide a brief season rating for each player that's featured and a comment as to why they've got the score I've given them.

(For clarity's sake I'll be rating from 0-10 with 0 being shite and 10 being belter.)

So without further ado...


#1 Martin Dubravka - 7

Occasional slip ups that he too would be disappointed with, yet with 11 clean sheets and top of the goalkeeping charts with 140 saves (around 4 per game), I feel he has been one of our better performers. This also suggests we haven't been doing enough to protect him.





#26 Karl Darlow - 5

With around half a dozen cup appearances being the only ones to his name, and largely against lesser opposition, our secondary goalkeeper hasn't had much chance to prove his worth this time out and when he has, he's not done much of note (either way).


#2 Ciaran Clark - 5

14 appearances, 4 clean sheets and 2 goals - Clark has been one of our steady performers, especially in the earlier parts of the season. To give a bit of additional perspective, that's a clean sheet in every 3.5 games which based on our league position, isn't all that bad.




#3 Paul Dummett - 5

Like Clark and others - Dummett has a very similar record and hasn't featured as often as he maybe could have done as a result of injury.



#5 Fabian Schar - 4

A poor season for Fabian.

Defensively not as good as his colleagues at the back and a few personal errors that have proven costly, albeit it not too costly overall. At times looks to be lacking concentration and/or focus.


#6 Jamaal Lascelles - 6

Not his best season for The Magpies but there is a noticeable void when he doesn't feature. Across 24 appearances Lascelles has emulated the performance of his colleagues albeit not in goals scored, which aren't of as much concern for a centre half. Jamaal has featured in 7 clean sheets for Newcastle and I feel his leadership and communication is central to that feat.



#18 Federico Fernandez - 7

Our rock for the season, with 32 appearances and 8 clean sheets. Limited in his ball-playing qualities but very much a good, no-nonsense defender for us (this season). This was proven even today when he made one or two vital blocks, despite picking up a needless booking.



#19 Javier Manquillo - 6

Well ahead of competitors in his position, Manquillo appears to have developed into a more reliable right back for the Toon in my opinion. He's been more robust as a defender and has occasionally offered a threat going forward with 1 goal and 5 assists.





#20 Florian Lejuene - 5

For me he is a natural choice to accompany the likes of Lascelles and/or Fernandez. The better of the three as a ball-playing centre half, whilst they do the no-nonsense stuff. Unfortunately though, Lejuene hasn't been fit for the most part of the season. 


#22 DeAndre Yedlin - 5

Unsurprisingly, Yedlin has done more in attack than in defence this season. This has supported my thought that he was more of an attacking wing-back/winger than he was a defender. Often out of position defensively, but capable of getting back to where he should be quickly. He's been poor defensively but has contributed to a total of 7 goals either directly or indirectly.



#17 Emil Krafth - 5

A tough first season and at 25 he needs to be learning quick. Next season will be make or break for this lad. Often not tight enough to his man and seemingly lacking confidence and assertion in his play. Hopefully, this year has been a steep learning curve and next year he comes back stronger, but I'm of the view he isn't the man to progress us as a team or significantly bolster our squad.


#28 Danny Rose - 4

Largely disappointing for me. Poor distribution, unfit, very much looking like a player that knows his best days are passed him. I expected more from him especially as it's not like he's being asked to play in positions that are alien to him. That being said, today made a few good headers back to the keeper. I reckon he'll be off to Leeds to be honest, and I won't be upset if he goes.




#15 Jetro Willems - 5

With a lovely effort at Anfield that most people will remember him for, Willems didn't really get the chance to make the role his own as a result of long term injury. Subsequently, he was sent back to his parent club Eintracht Frankfurt to recover. During his time here, Jetro looked a healthy addition to the squad, (more so than the afore mentioned Rose).


#x Ki Sung-yueng - 3

Made one cameo and was subsequently released. Nowt much to say I guess for this season. Probably had his best spell under Rafa Benitez but was since deemed surplus to requirement. It could maybe be questioned if he was any worse than Bentaleb, but hey ho...




#8 Jonjo Shelvey - 7

A player who I often criticise - his attitude blows hot and cold too often and that's been evident in some of his performances, particularly earlier in the season. Yet, his technical ability and quick thinking at times have enabled big goals to be scored, most notably the one at Sheffield United, which is arguably our goal of the season.


#11 Matt Ritchie - 5

Given the style of football we have become accustomed to in recent years I think it's no surprise we have occasionally seen Ritchie in a more defensive role (not necessarily position) than previous. He isn't the most mobile and is occasionally out of position defensively which has cost us. On the other hand, he is central to the morale we have in the squad, I feel.



#14 Isaac Hayden - 7

An unsung hero for a few years now, his hard work and positioning allow our defence to have a somewhat sustainable rigidity that makes them harder to break down. Yet for Hayden to flourish in this role I feel he needs to be accompanied by an equally athletic player alongside him.


#24 Miguel Almiron - 7

A key player for us this season but largely because of his athleticism and attitude. For teams of our current nature these are two absolute necessities to ensure safety. His ability and desire to press, work hard and make up ground where others are lagging has been paramount to what we have "achieved". It says a lot (about the team) that, that's why he's had a good season though...




#30 Christian Atsu - 5

With only 6 starts to his name and 13 equally forgettable sub appearances, Atsu remains our man with a degree of talent but no footballing brain. Massively frustrating. Poor decision making, poor awareness but a degree of technical ability and skill. Unfortunately, for us to progress he's one to be phased out.


#36 Sean Longstaff - 5

The less ground-breaking of the two Longstaff's. The defensive work has been duly noted and Sean is statistically better in a tackle than Hayden, who I'd argue is our best defensive midfielder. I think there's more to come from him, as there is his brother and it's imperative we nurture them into a midfield that in the summer needs an overhaul. His tackle in the Bournemouth game that led to our first goal really helped us gain the momentum in an emphatic win.



#43 Matthew Longstaff - 6

That goal against Manchester United was a joy to behold, and arguably the most joyous moment of the season. To see a local lad bury one past them was simply beautiful. Energetic but occasionally naive, I think this lad could become a solid Premier League performer, with more game time. It's shockingly bad business, and poor management that has prevented this lad from progressing in recent months.


#42 Nabil Bentaleb - 5

Our most recent scapegoat, I feel he's not as bad as some make out. That's not to say he's been great either mind. I mean, he was at Spurs 3 years ago and took an (arguably) backwards step by being sold to Schalke. Not sure what people expected to be honest. He's a squad filler at our current level but again, one who needs moving on if we're to kick on.




#23 Valentino Lazaro - 5


Admittedly, I had higher hopes for this lad as someone who occasionally watches Internazionale in Serie A. However, I've been left a little bewildered as to why he's not had more game time in the final half a dozen games of the season. I can only assume he hasn't trained well or we've been simply reluctant to change things...

Why loan someone if they hardly feature? Maybe he's just shite...


#13 Yoshinori Muto - 4

Like the vast majority of the squad, Muto is a likeable player who grafts, but has now served his time. He is just one of around a dozen players that need improved upon to take us to the "next" level. With only 8 appearances in the league of which 6 were as sub, there's nothing to really note for Yoshi'.



#9 Joelinton - 4

Fairly shite, first season or not. However, to attribute a score less than a 4 would be to overlook that he's been played out of position and with minimal service. It's not his fault we spent £40m on him. Yet, on occasion the attitude hasn't been there and I feel that's why he's making more enemies than friends.



#10 Allan Saint-Maximin - 8

Without doubt Newcastle United's best player this season. If he could improve his end product then he'd be at a top 6 club, without a doubt. Mesmerising on the ball and our only real attacking outlet. It is no surprise that when we win, Saint Maximin normally features.




#12 Dwight Gayle - 6

As a striker who has proven throughout his career that he's questionable at this level, I feel his experience as a natural goal-scorer would have seen him potentially reach double-figures this season, if started, but he hasn't and so he only has 4 (goals). Yet again he has proven he is a 1 in 3/4 games sort of player, at any level. 



#7 Andy Carroll - 5

Brought in to appease the masses, Carroll doesn't have the fitness required to be called upon more at this level, but when he has been called upon, has been somewhat effective. A shame, really.





#50 Thomas Allan - 5

Just a young'n' who played a bit-part in the FA Cup on one occasion. Nowt much to really be said...

Hopefully, he gets some game time at a lower league club (but not S*nderland) and progresses into a steady PL player for the futrue.  






M Steve Bruce - 6

To judge signings, one has come off and the others not so much (assuming he signed the players last summer) and based on expenditure against return probably a slightly below average window, but I feel it's harsh to really judge on him in this area.

Tactically, well...we seemed to quickly revert to previous type once the new, attacking brand of football didn't appear to be working. So, make of that what you will. I'd argue he did well to realise this and change it in sufficient time - even if it was back to a version of the previous managers tactics.

On the media front; "How's the bacon did you say?"

Wey to be honest Steve it's not the best.

If comments were bacon then Steve's are overcooked and have subsequently left Geordie mouths burnt, and with a bad taste. Pandering to the ownership and questioning the fans views of him isn't really a good way to go about business. That being said, he has been relentlessly pestered and compared (with Benitez). He has undoubtedly had a difficult time with the ongoing takeover bid that I originally blogged about here (almost 19 weeks ago) and he's acted with a degree of professionalism despite being in a position of great uncertainty himself.

Furthermore, he has undoubtedly overcome the expectations made of him and his ability to keep the Toon afloat this season based on league position and how soon we obtained safety. How we got there is debatable however, and so in a future edition it will be time to put my take on 'that' debate...

Overall, this season has been "meh" as the kidz now describe it. (Apparently Z's are cool too). Hence all of the ratings between 4 and 8. There's more to come from everyone and if there isn't they're either over the hill and/or not good enough for the club to kick on - the same as last season for some. Despite a more lengthy cup run, we beat no one of note and finished similarly placed on similar points to last year. Stagnating in mediocrity once again.

I'll be very surprised if next season doesn't end up being "sick" but by varying definition. It all depends on the farcical, ongoing takeover. We shall see...

So there you have it - a boring as shit article for a boring as shit season.

Ciao for now 😉




*(all photos courtesy of the www.nufc.co.uk, The Evening Chronicle and the official Premier League website) 

Monday, 29 June 2020

#14 - Liverpool FC - A Take From a Toon Fan

Keegan's Corner


Wey it's just as well am not a doctor - cause a cannot keep me finger on the pulse. 4 days after Liverpool were crowned champions - av decided to bring you this blog.

image courtesy of thisisanfield.com


If only George Caulkin didn't beat me to it, in his wonderful article "30 Years - Are you Taking The Piss?"...

As George so often does, he hits the nail on the heed here.

As an on-looker from a fellow Northern powerhouse, it appears that even in the best of times for a Liverpool fan, the so-called "self-pity-city" has had its "we're so hard done by" mantra, mouthed by some of those in the mainstream media.

30 years of hurt! Give owa man yi bell-ends.

It's this self-entitlement that makes them one of the reasons why they're hated. The whole dressing up from the media that the atmosphere in the Kop from the Anfield faithful is the product of an undying loyalty to a club. Yet they, like every other club nowadays sit in silence until they're 1-0 up. Difference being, in my 30 years of existence, they, more-often-than-not are 1-0 (or more) up.

It's alreet for Liverpool fans to demand trophies - even when they're shite. It's alreet for Man United to be protesting the Glazers 'cause they won shite all for a few years, but when Newcastle want rid of an odious owner, the air of delusion is truly descended. I cannot help but feel we're becoming a generation of brain-dead fucking morons, in all honesty. We're all guilty of it to some extent. What the media tell us is what's right. Hadaway and shite man. What I tell you is reet, reet. 👌😇😅

So when people tell you of their 30 years of hurt, you tell that to Bolton Wanderers who hung on by a thread, the mackems who lost the opportunity to continue on their late surge to the playoff spots, before COVID took its grip, Aston Villa who've spent a fortune and are still likely to plummet through the Premier League trap door and as George (Caulkin) correctly states a 9th most successive English club who hasn't won anything domestically since 1955.

Of course, it is all relevant and proportionate...but howay man, get some perspective.

It does make me wonder though, is it this mentality that makes them serial champions? I mean - most Mancs I've experienced have a chip on their shoulder too. This whole, "nobody likes us but so what? We're the best." type of arrogance. Scousers are different (in my experience) - they're a lot more open and warm. However, this almost 'victimised' notion creates a siege mentality - perhaps that's why they're champions?

image courtesy of slow-journalism.com
I so often hear "I hate Liverpool", "I hate Man United" and if I'm honest, there are times that I do too, but what's important is that we understand our own reasoning why. I hate these clubs (at times) because of their glory. Born and raised in Newcastle in a period where we've won 0 significant trophies - this is not our era. 30 years of hurt for this Newcastle fan, but even that cannot be considered for those who follow the likes of Bury.


Green with envy - should we sit and stew, or should we simply watch and learn? I mean the amount of stewing I've seen over the last few days is almost as tedious as those Irish, American, African and Asian folk hash-tagging YNWA. which frankly, is to be expected. People like them cause they're good, just as we don't cause they usually beat us (these days).

I think people are kidding themselves though if they think the Geordies wouldn't be out partying during COVID if Newcastle won the league, mind. As always people, perspective...

Liverpool of the late 'teens and now early 20's have won the following:

1 Premier League Title
1 Champions League
1 UEFA Super Cup and
1 FIFA Club World Cup

image courtesy of dw.com
All under Jurgen Klopp - A likeable manager with a good sense of what makes a football club, a great football club. Perhaps because he is German, and in Germany there is a profound sense of community spirit for their respective sides? A football club that has positioned itself at the heart of it's people - both current and potentially new owners of Newcastle United should take heed, for, for all the wealth you can summon, there is no greater power than the combination of love and unity.

Liverpool provides a fantastic example of this, as the football club has arguably been aided in the years that followed the catastrophe that was witnessed and experienced at Hillsborough. That newspaper and the absolute drivel they published has aided them. That injustice that has hung over not just the football club, but the good people of Liverpool for 31 years, has aided them. An unpopular view perhaps, that certainly won't soothe the pains of those loving mothers, fathers, brothers and sisters of those whom were lost that day. No football fan should not return home from a football game. Yet, that same injustice, passion and love is just part of the engine that has helped Liverpool steam past all in their path in the last 2-3 years. A unity that extends beyond the football club and even local rivalry. That isn't to say they were entirely blameless that day though...

Interestingly, what Klopp has built at Liverpool, at first-team-squad-level, is a side that equates to more than the sum of its parts. Just looking at their regular starters, how many of them would you say are the "best" in their respective positions, even just in the Premier League?

Let's start with the Goalkeeper - Alisson. De Gea, Schmeichel and Loris would all probably give him a run for his money. Maybe even Dubravka as a biased Newcastle fan. Yet goals conceded would say otherwise.

Admittedly, there probably isn't a better RB in the league and Alexander-Arnold, and likewise you could comfortably argue that for Robertson at LB. Van Dijk being undoubtedly the best centre half in the country. So that's 3. Perhaps this solid and versatile foundation at the back is the true explanation of The Reds' glory? 

Then in midfield you have likes of Milner, Wijnaldum and Henderson. When you think of the best central midfielders in the country, are these the names you consider? Keita and Kanté are probably fairly evenly matched, but Manchester City alone have De Bruyne, Mahrez and David Silva, who are all better creative midfielders than those mentioned and the likes of Fabinho, Lallana and Oxlade-Chamberlain - all at Liverpool.

Up top, I think it'd be difficult to discount Mané and Salah. Bringing the total to 5 from 11. Vardy and Ings both have more goals to date than these two, but do they bring more to the all-round game play? Probably not.

As always, this is all up for debate.

However, what is hard to debate is whether the style of football played at Liverpool is a joy to behold. A high press, with an unrivalled intensity, which pays testament to the clubs coaching staff, dietitians and physios. An ethos and mentality that is communicated well and bought into throughout the club, from the bottom to the top. Of course - funds are fundamental as they are in any walk of life, and Liverpool have drawn upon these to enable what has been achieve. However, in today's world of football it is refreshing to see that a (recently) historically successful club has drawn from it's well-managed, maintained foundations, to create a cohesive and coordinated collective. A blend of young and old, of defence and attack with those bought in and home grown. The blend that has been achieved is undoubtedly the finest in club football, worldwide at present.

That is, of course, until the Saudi's buy The Mighty Magpies.💪

Finally

Next year will be our year. As always...😏

So, as Joe Wilson mentioned in his song 'Keep your feet still Geordie hinny'

"Divvint drive me bonnie dreams away"

That's as profound as it gets this time oot.

Ciao for now...😉







Saturday, 13 June 2020

#13 - The Life of a FOMO Football Fan


A Take From A Fellow Taty...



Football fans have fascinated me for years. It started when I was very young, travelling the country with my dad with all of these people that never missed a Newcastle game. 

For a bit of early context, there has been a recent debate with mates of mine and many on social media about the resumption of behind closed doors Premier League matches, and more importantly to me, the FA Cup. The two sides of the arguments have been simple. One side wants Newcastle United to win the FA Cup regardless if fans are there or not. The other side is that we don’t want Newcastle United to reach Wembley (even for the semi final) if fans can’t be there to see it. I’ll come onto that in a bit.

I loved Newcastle United that much when I was a kid, that not just the players were my heroes, these people who never missed a game, these fans, were my heroes. To me, Newcastle United was the greatest football club in the world. 

My obsession continued, I got more interested in fan movements, groups, whatever you want to call them. I was fascinated by football hooliganism, not in the sense that I wanted to be one, just the idea of it. I even did my dissertation at University on that topic.

I was so dedicated to Newcastle United I quickly developed FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out). I couldn’t miss a game. I think I missed 2 games home and away in around 8 years. I travelled to all 7 European away games at the age of 21 in the 2012/13 season, from Athens, to Madeira, to Brugge, to Bordeaux, to Kharkiv, to Moscow and finally Lisbon.





Many reading this may think "what a sad prick" but my intention here isn’t to come across arrogant. My intention is to highlight the different areas of being a football fan. 

A lot of my close mates are exactly the same as me. And there are hundreds who follow Newcastle United who are the same. It’s interesting. You get to know these people, even if you don’t know their name you recognise them from travelling everywhere. You nod at them, shake their hand, ask how they are. Sometimes you walk away not knowing their fucking name, but you just have huge respect for each other. 

I travel with one bloke who has probably one missed 1 or 2 games in around 30 years. Fans plan their lives around it. Jobs, holidays. People miss weddings, christenings, birthdays. My Dad and I missed my sisters 18th because we went to FK Ventspils away in Latvia. She wasn’t arsed like, but it’s what happened. Many would think that is unforgivable.

I’ve always looked for a job that would allow me to attend the games, where I could easily swap shifts. Any time a family member told me about some occasion coming up, I always checked the fixture list to see where I was due to be. And the match came first. 

That’s how I was brought up, not just my dad (R.I.P), but by the people I was introduced to and travelled with. 

This leads me back to the FA Cup. I’ve always dreamt of the day Newcastle United lifted a trophy. How I’d react, picturing exactly where I’d be stood in Wembley if it was there. At no point did I ever imagine the first trophy of my lifetime to be behind closed doors at the lifeless shit-tip that is Wembley Stadium. I don’t want that to be it.



Football isn’t a TV show for me, it was ingrained in me to follow my team wherever they go. And fuck the armchair fan along the way that contributed to football being ruined by Sky. 

Would I want Newcastle to lose if hypothetically we made it to the final? No. But would I be fucking gutted if I missed it? Absolutely. Despite the fact no one would be there, it’s not how I imagine Newcastle winning a trophy. 

I missed Brighton away in the Championship a few years back. Tuesday night, exactly the sort of trip you welcome. We won 2-1 in the last minute in a top-of-the-table clash, and whilst I celebrated the goal, I was immediately filled with this gut wrenching disappointment that I wasn’t there. Seeing the Newcastle end falling all over each other. Devastated. 

The majority of Newcastle fans love the club dearly, and will follow Newcastle, mostly at home but some away, but be able to miss the odd game and wouldn’t plan their entire lives around it. They want Newcastle United to be successful regardless of their attendance. Many other Newcastle fans can only enjoy watching Newcastle United through a TV, a radio or an illegal stream. So to them, it wouldn’t really be any different. I’m not trying to split people here. We’re all Newcastle fans in our own way. What I’m trying to do is give some reason as to why some fans can’t bare the idea that Newcastle United won something without them in attendance. 

"Football without fans is nothing" 

That statement couldn’t be more true. I watched a video of a team who won a trophy in a behind-closed-doors game. They lifted the trophy on the podium and the players had to keep their social distance! What a crock of shite. In an ideal world, they’d restart the FA Cup when fans can be there. 

The FA Cup is for that day out as a football club, that dream of seeing your team win the most (until recent years) prestigious competition in world football. 

Winning it when you can’t truly celebrate it makes it pointless to me. The occasion isn’t the same. No one will ever remember who won the FA Cup during lockdown because it’s not currently relevant. 

So, a mixture of how shit it would be, and the fact that I can’t be there to see it, makes me wish it just wasn’t happening.

I do apologise for having that opinion, I wish I didn’t. Honestly. But it’s what fans with FOMO are currently thinking. We’ve dedicated our lives to Newcastle United dreaming of that day, the thought of watching it on a TV not surrounded by the people you always watch Newcastle with is horrible.

Of course, this is all hypothetical . We have to fucking beat Man City first! Newcastle United means everything to me, and of course I want them to succeed. The romantic in me wants it to be perfect! I respect the opinion that we can't really afford to be fussy. We can. We've waited that long!

If anyone has any medication, send it my way.



Anonymous

Wednesday, 10 June 2020

#12 - Ticket P***-Take

A Take From A Fellow Taty


BREAKING NEWS: NEWCASTLE UNITED'S HIERARCHY ARE A FUCKING DISGRACE

Image Courtesy of The Mag


Take a few moments to let that sink in.

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I know it’s incredibly difficult to believe, but we really do have a disgraceful owner. 

He’s done that many disgraceful things against Newcastle United that I’ve forgotten half of them! The Keegan saga, the Shearer saga, changing the name of St James’ Park, severe lack of investment, the Rafa Benitez saga, two relegations, Joe fucking Kinnear, the furlough of staff despite a £30+ million profit.

13 years of just utter shite. His latest, and possibly the most personal attack on certain sections of our loyal fan base - the refusal to refund match tickets for games that are due to be played behind closed doors. 

This has been raised as an issue since mid-March when the Newcastle United Supporters Trust (NUST) contacted the club to discuss the likelihood that games would continue behind closed doors. The same respect was shown to NUST as was Keegan, Shearer and Newcastle United’s proud history. A big "fuck you"

For almost 3 months now Newcastle United fans have been fighting for information on their season tickets and individual match tickets. For reference, let me set the scene: 

Newcastle United have 5 home games remaining in the 2019/20 Premier League season. It has been widely confirmed by the Premier League and even by Newcastle United that these games will be played behind closed doors. As will the FA Cup Quarter Final v Manchester City. 

1,000 hardcore (supporters) had also purchased tickets for Bournemouth away. Newcastle United fans are due refunds for these fixtures, and the club have said nothing, despite the other 19 Premier League teams guaranteeing their fans refunds.

I’ll give you some insight as to how much I’m owed. I pay £465 for my season ticket, which equates to £24.50 per game. £122.50. I purchased three tickets for the game against Manchester City. £45. I then paid a further £30 for Bournemouth away. 

£197.50.

That’s how much Newcastle United need to pay me. On top of this, some supporters (myself included) have started paying for the 2020/21 season. This is also likely to be behind closed doors, or some part of it anyway. I have paid four monthly payments at around £38 a month and they continue to take this money (£152 in total thus far).  So in essence that is approximately £350 worth of football I am owed. This is all despite requests for the club to postpone those payments until we are more certain about when fans can return.

Newcastle’s Terms and Conditions with regards to season tickets are very vague. They hint at refunds if games are to be played out of view of the public. They also state they would announce details on their website. They’ve done neither.

Now with away tickets, the club are breaking the law in my eyes. It clearly states fans are entitled to refunds if the game is played out of view of the public. And given Bournemouth have already announced they are refunding their fans, there shouldn’t be an issue here. The money for Bournemouth away belongs to Bournemouth, not Newcastle United.

Now, I know what you are all thinking. The takeover. 

Newcastle United fans have a contract with Newcastle United, and as soon as a ball is kicked against Sheffield United (our first game behind closed doors) Newcastle United are in breach of consumer rights. It is Newcastle United’s money. Having taken some legal advice on this, the takeover cannot stand in the way of refunding supporters. 

But this is Mike Ashley’s Newcastle United - rules and morals don’t apply. 

I dare say the new potential owners want this to be their first easy-win. But it’s beyond that for me. Who knows when this takeover will go through? We shouldn’t be used as a PR stunt, I want my fucking money, I'm legally entitled to it.

Some supporters don’t need the money back straight away, but some have lost jobs and their subsequent income. The club are well aware of this and are doing fuck all to help. When the club make pleas to fans for support, we do. When the fans ask the club to make a pretty basic moral decision, they say "fuck you"


We are the last club in the Premier League to hear anything about these refunds. It’s not surprising, but it’s fucking gut-wrenching. What have we done to deserve these pricks?! 

There is nothing the club can hide behind here, and no one can justify it on their behalf.



Anonymous

Friday, 5 June 2020

#11 - Protest and Progress?


A Pillar To Post


One of these days am ganna write aboot something happy and fun - I promise. But chances are, if yi one of the people who've stuck with my nonsense in recent months, you're probably just as auld (if not aulder) and nee doubt just as cynical aboot the world as I am.

In this edition, I want to talk about the topic on the tongues and TV's of much of the Western world; protest.

I tend to find protest is one thing that can divide a relatively close-knit group of people. Not just in half, but like a fracture in the ice as you take that first step upon it.

Our friendship groups often align on many subjects, and hence, this is why we're so close to these people. We share the same views, hobbies and desires. Most likely, the same or similar backgrounds, and similar or shared experiences. Yet, when the topic of protest is brought forward - everyone has their own, fine-tuned definition of what is, and is not, acceptable to generate change.

Of course, acceptable and unacceptable are largely defined by what it is you're protesting.

And so, to return to that simile of fractured ice, the cracks represent the direction you and your closest take. They represent the pressure you're all willing to apply before the "ice" shatters, and just what risk or sacrifice you're all willing to take. Or, if you tread carefully enough, you may cross the ice and leave it behind you. Possibly leaving it for someone else to worry about.

I've learned this through personal experience, albeit relating to subjects that many would feel are unworthy of protest. My Dad picked a battle fighting for his regiment and for it to be retained in the British Army. It was when the Tories made cuts, if I remember correctly.

Collectively friends and family rallied behind him, but all of us to varying degrees. Some for politics, some for the regiment, but all for him. This experience, was the first in more to come for me, but now when I look back and think about it, I probably could have helped more, if I knew what I know now.

Would I have done more? Would it have mattered? I don't know. The regiment is his passion more than that of my own, but maybe we could have identified more spots to apply our pressure and help change the unwanted outcome. Ultimately, the protest was either targeting the wrong areas, not stating its case well enough or was simply too peaceful.

The same has applied in later years, and to some degree to this day.


Over the last 6 years, I've been part of two protest groups for Newcastle United. (Not against as some may have you believe.) Firstly, with SackPardew - a motion I wasn't particularly keen on, in all honesty. I have always found Mike Ashley to be the issue and the ultimate cancer of the club, and so, Pardew was just a pawn in the game. This was debated frequently and at great length with people I'd never met, and initially thought was never going to meet. 

A network of dedicated cyber-protesters, keen to make a difference, from all over the globe. Who'd have thought for that little old North-Eastern club...

With the rise of social media, the group became strong in "membership". A somewhat handpicked group of individuals who were given access to a more private platform. Handpicked became hand-fulls, and fundraising came from within for flags, banners and "promotional" material which included leaflets, posters and even advertising on members' companies' vans; that's the ones with wheels, hipsters 😅! Yet of around 100 members there were only around 6 or 7 who could regularly participate in the "boots on the ground" stuff. More because of locality than the desire to do so.

I recall one day, arriving at St James' Park in my fairly knackered Ford Focus when it was pissing down. I had thousands of flyers in the boot (that's the trunk for anyone reading stateside) but wasn't sure on who I was meeting to distribute them, and so I left them stored underneath my car for them to go back to and collect as and when required. It was a risk, a small one, but a risk nonetheless.

Could I trust these people?

We decided to keep as much anonymity as possible, as you may sense from my explanation thus far. It was about the motion, not the people driving it. It was about achieving something for the good of the club, not for the good of the groups members. Something that some egotistical bell-ends didn't seem to comprehend at the time, as was evidenced when the Cardiff walkout protest was re-arranged. A story my pals are sick of hearing nowadays.

Nonetheless, with sustained pressure and with the persistent peppering of both the mainstream and social media, Pardew couldn't escape the abuse, other than to escape the role as Newcastle United manager. Eventually, he left, and SackPardew.Com had arguably contributed to this. A moral victory you may argue for the group, but ultimately it was both he, and his bosses that had backed him into a corner and persuaded him to go.

[Tin hat on...] Alan Pardew was arguably the most successful manager for Mike Ashley. He got us into Europe and we had a good run with a (relatively) small amount of expenditure. Perhaps more importantly for both himself and Ashley, he deflected all the attention away from our unpopular owner. However, with Ashley's pawn removed, it was decided to go to the route-source of all the Toon's issues and go after the owner himself.

Following tried and tested methods of protest, and again maintaining anonymity wherever possible, we would once again use leaflets, posters, banners, etc. that were all self-funded. Except this time we had to consider a more rounded approach (pardon the pun). It's one thing going after a man that spends his life in the media. A man managing a team on a touchline every Saturday, who, actually gave us one of the best seasons in recent memory - cheers Pardz! 😏 But it's an entirely different entity going after a multi-billion pound retail store owner. (That wasn't reference to his wealth by the way...)

Actively campaigning on both Facebook and Twitter, and in many newspapers with statements and reaction to anything and everything controversial, we became the drum-beat of discontent at Newcastle United (for a short while).

We had become somewhat well versed in our media interaction and had gained confidence in our ability to counteract any media spin. Frequently, group members would write formally to the Independent Press Standards Organisation (IPSO), requesting articles be edited, apologised for, and statements retracted. Hours upon hours of self-teaching, discussing, and developing our very own PR team. Voting, re-voting, discussing, debating, arguing and making up. We sacrificed a lot of time and effort trying to make a difference for our club.

Yet, with every fuck-up made by our club, there was sufficient media spin to simply get it lost in a whirlwind and blown away until the next tornado of turmoil hit. As Newcastle fans, we're used to a rollercoaster, but this one was like the 'Ultimate' at Lightwater Valley. Disappearing into the woodland, forgotten about - only to reappear for low-level ups and downs and never really reaching dizzying heights - maybe once, before turning the corner and hitting the big dip.

We understandably became increasingly apathetic, as the fan base did. It is difficult for 100 average Joe's to stand up to a multi-billionaire whilst they continue in their attempts to keep bread on the table during normal hours. This ultimately led us to consist of around half-a-dozen 'active' members and in desperate need of either larger balls-ups (to drag the fans back into anger) or an actual buyer.

Time rolled on and hope was re-instilled by the arrival of Rafael Benitez. It was in a season where we were all but relegated upon his arrival and the fans pleaded for him to stay at the end. It shows the difference people can make when they truly unite. His relative success on a shoe-string (don't let Mike's PR pricks tell you otherwise) had turned the fans, and relative peace was found on Tyneside. That was, until he only had 12-months left on his contract, and was having to play politics with those above him.

A new group formed - The Magpie Group (TMG) - but not specifically for protest, for the betterment of Newcastle United. Albeit, its first test would be an attempt to oust Ashley. The remainders of AshleyOut would be absorbed into this group, that was made up of factors from multiple Newcastle United fan groups and social media accounts. The idea was to make an umbrella group that would be both long-lasting and multi-pronged - drawing on various skills, experience and knowledge from across the fan base.



We would need this to attack Ashley from multiple directions and in this instance, we'd begin to go after his sportswear company and other retail outlets he had shares in. We needed more numbers, we needed to be heard, and we needed to change the narrative about Mike Ashley's ownership of any company, but specifically ours.

We'd have numerous meetings amongst "members" and attempt to strategize with our minimal resource. Everything had to be relatively cost free and ideally efficiently timed. Once you combined this with keeping it within the confines of the law and having few people, you weren't really left with many options.

We had to attempt to mobilise more folk and increase our resource, and so we began to hold open meetings for the general public. We took on board their ideas and decided which were the best to act upon. We each chipped in with what we could afford to pay for the promotional materials, banners, flags, pencils, anything and everything. Where we couldn't we'd put the time and effort in to offset the financial contributions of others, including the general public at times. Lads even laid out personal money for a deposit, to put a bus on to protest at the main Sports Direct warehouse which was ultimately lost as a result of a bit of poor communication, but more so due to lack of interest.

There was a lot of time, financial effort and responsibility that many didn't see.

Over time, amongst other ideas TMG attempted to facilitate, the group would advise those on social media to chase down any offers advertised by Mike Ashley's companies'. This was done by attempting to educate potential customers on why they shouldn't use the respective companies. It occasionally resulted in anger being pointed at the retail store (and probably some poor bastard on the opposite end just making a living). Yet, it was relatively peaceful, impersonal and effective. At least in the outset. They reduced advertising (and I'd like to think sales) but whilst this form of protest was impersonal, accessible and somewhat successful - it lacked control. As a result board members and high-level employees of these companies began to be "verbally" attacked by random accounts.

This wasn't the intention, but was a direct consequence of the lack of control we had.

Protest moved to the stadium and to his shops, where we would join forces with Unite and political movements. A type of unity that would hopefully see us all achieve separate goals. Overcoming Ashley's neglect and abuse of staff and customers for his own financial gain.

On the first public meeting (if I recall correctly), I helped host it. I had to speak to around 400 people who were 99% furious with Ashley and wanted him gone. You didn't know what you'd be hit with at the Q and A stage. I was shiteing meself in all honesty, but collectively we managed. We grew into it, we had to. At one stage we had someone explain how his daughter was on a 0-hours-contract, fucked about and released. The upset that it had caused had this gadgy threatening to kick the shit out of Ashley (and more), and he wasn't joking. Amidst the roar of laughter and cheers, the reality was that some of us had to step in and a responsibility to quash this notion, irrespective of our individual thoughts.

This (level of responsibility) was further evidenced on a cold night in October 2018. When the news that the "fat cockney bastard" was in Ponteland whilst TMG hosted an open meeting for protests. The news was kept to a tight-knit group of us, in order to maintain control and we went up there to chant and to a degree intimidate, albeit peacefully.

Image Courtesy of The Evening Chronicle

Let me tell yi, the desire in me to give someone a clip following zero personal interaction has never been so higher. Part of me wishes I did, but what would I have achieved? He'd still have been our bastard of an owner. I'd be in the knick, skint and probably single, but - I may have got a lifetime supply of beers on Tyneside. 👌

So, just what is good protest?

In short - achieving increased awareness and significant change through peaceful means.

SackPardew, AshleyOut and The Magpie Group always attempted to protest peacefully, and we did so. But where did that get us?! Neewhere. The reality is that peaceful protest rarely gets you anywhere, not unless you're extremely innovative, imaginative and influential. 

That's why (for me) it's been somewhat intriguing to see events unroll in recent days both in the United States and across major cities in Europe, as peaceful protest in many instances have turned into riotous behaviour from both civilians and police forces alike.

The issue being protested, as I'm sure you aal kna is the unjustifiable murder of the below fella;

Image courtesy of National Geographic

which has sparked a fresh and intense focus on just how much #BlackLivesMatter, and has rightly brought it to the forefront of global news.

Let us not forget, racism has been a far more deadly virus than any other.

That is why, when people question the social distancing at such demonstrations, they must consider which is the greater evil that must be overcome. One has a somewhat cohesive global team working to eradicate it, and the other, well...ask the 'leader of the free world'.

I suspect that you, the reader (or listener), are one of my friends or family. Either that, or you have me on Facebook or Twitter. Subsequently, you're likely to be a Newcastle United fan, and so to make the far-fetched and somewhat stretched link from the above (sorry Sean 😘); just think of the apathy you have felt towards your club for little over a decade. Think about how just one of those Mike Ashley fuck-ups has sparked a burning rage inside of you. Think about how the miscalculated and destructive actions of just one individual have left you wondering what's the point anymore and how it's been ingrained in your match day community to a point of acceptance.

Some of us protested that. Some of us didn't. That's each individuals prerogative. I know many who didn't and they still supported me and my actions. It's not that they care less, because they don't, they care the same as me - if not more. I'm not here to criticise those who didn't get involved. I'm here to criticise those who just don't get "it".

That apathy and anger as Newcastle supporters is how we have all felt (some more strongly than others) and christ aalmighty man, we've protested that and that's just footbaal. So how must the poor buggers feel who see their own people denied work, denied equal opportunity and murdered by the authorities who are supposed to be protecting them in their own communities?!

So now to define "those who just don't get 'it'":

Those who don't get 'it' are those who criticise virtually all forms of protest, especially ones who actually agree with the subject being demonstrated against. We've faced abuse off multiple people for protesting the ownership of a football club that was both unprovoked and unwarranted. We've faced criticism of our form of protesting for being both too peaceful and not peaceful enough. We've faced the laughter and embarrassment of walking into bars soaking fucking wet and people thinking - but more importantly - saying, things like "look at this tit.", "call yourself a fan?" etc. etc. when actually, they're stood whinging to their pals about exactly what we've been protesting.

To these very people - if you can do a better job and achieve these things peacefully, or are willing to throw away your lifestyle for it then be my fucking guest. You have my support, for what it's worth. Arsewipes.

Likewise, with regards to #BlackLivesMatter it's easy to criticise the anger, the trouble, the chaos and make suggestions that "they're behaving exactly how they were stereotyped", but frankly - how the fuck are you supposed to act when centuries of oppression, speaking out, and protesting still haven't worked?

I think sometimes people just expect things to change. Well, nowt changes if you do nowt to make it.
If you don't give enough of a shit about something as important as racial inequality don't berate those who do, and if you yourself are racist, well there's a larger issue at play and you need to educate yourself.

It is absolutely no surprise that communities in a period of economic downturn become more fractured and tense, and it is also no surprise that a coppa 'taking the knee' on a Black man's throat is the catalyst for riotous behaviour.

If Geordies had centuries of oppression and someone had knelt firmly on the neck of a fellow Geordie on Oxford Street as he screamed "I can't breath" and blood poured out his head, and you found out the reason was that he'd used a counterfeit 20 quid note, would ye aal not be gannin' radge and bootin' off too?

I have previously wrote about Corona Virus and how, ignorantly, when it was on the other side of the world (in China) I had paid little attention to it. It's not because the Chinese matter any less. It just hadn't yet became a "me" problem. I think the issue of racial inequality has been similar to some degree. Living in Newcastle, England, there are few Black folk or folk of different ethnicity or race. So racism is thankfully not an issue we often experience people being subjected to. Yet, that inequality probably still exists to some degree in the UK, and also needs eradicating here, as it does anywhere.

That's exactly why I was proud to see both Liverpool FC and Newcastle United demonstrate their support by taking a knee. Likewise the Newcastle-upon-Tyne Civic Centre staff did the same, and the building was lit purple in support. A clear message that was echoed by the likes of Google and Netflix, which frankly shows the severity of this issue. It was also good to see the people of London (and surrounding areas) gather together in solidarity for such a good cause, as they did around other areas of Europe.

However, it does concern me that the "All Cops Are Bastards (ACAB)" / "Fuck tha police" culture has seemingly crept in. Whoever the arseholes were climbing on WW2 memorials and launching shit at our police need a slap, like. Our police had fuck all to do with it and were actually facilitating the freedoms that American folk are supposed to be allowing their citizens to have.

Conversely, I've seen on countless occasions President Chump accuse the demonstrators of being nothing but looters and thugs. It's no coincidence that Donald uses further inaccurate stereotyping to further perpetuate the issue of stereotyping. The tit.

That being said, this is the thing with stereotyping though, it's never entirely wrong is it? Just 90% in this instance.

"Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real."
These "looters" are absolute wankers. Not only are they stealing from 'normal' people, they're undermining the efforts of those demonstrating and for how much gain? All I can assume is that poverty has driven these people to be opportunists and take whatever they can get.  Or maybe they are just, simply...tosspots. Again, possibly part of a bigger picture that they are too blind (metaphorically) to see.

"Thugs" is partially accurate but a bit more hypocritical. Thugs are those who exert their force to achieve something through physical violence. So given you've sanctioned the use of force, despite excessive force sparking the issue in the first place, who's the real "thug", Donald?

Roll in the national guard and the military.

The difference is, one has access to a worldwide platform, a message that can reach every corner of the planet in seconds. The other hasn't been heard for centuries. So much for the 1st amendment and the freedom of speech ay?

That nicely brings us to the 2nd amendment which defends an individuals' right to bear arms, and is also defined as being "necessary to the security of a free State" that "shall not be infringed". An amendment that President Trumpet should know well, given that his support for the NRA, etc. is what assisted him in his rise to power. So, if you're state-side, feel free to walk down the street with your AR-15 but no disagreeing with Donald, or you'll be twatted. "Democracy rules. Fuck China." 🙊

Another term that the POTUS has used, is the use of the term "terrorists" for people whom he defines as ANTIFA, a mobilised set of individuals campaigning against Fascism. Well, given that the Minneapolis State Police shouted "Light 'em up" and shot paint at peoples porches I think that'd somewhat class as instilling terror in your general public. Mind so does tearing shit up and burning stuff down.

Mr Trump needs to take a (theoretical) bus trip with Rosa Parks, to see the funeral of George Floyd, and remind himself that "injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly." 
[Martin Luther King Jr]

Yet, I am advised the POTUS has reduced unemployment for Black Americans. So he's not a complete prick. Something people maybe need to consider before they burn businesses to the ground. Good luck with your re-employment...

Unfortunately though, the marvellous work with regards to equality done by Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King, Barack Obama et al has been somewhat reversed under Trump and this will overshadow any progress he has made with the economy and getting Black folk jobs.

Admittedly, I thought the world would turn a corner when America got it's first Black President in Obama. A beacon of light towards a positive future. Granted, he wasn't perfect either, but it represented an overdue rise to equality, or so we thought, and yet here we are.

Peaceful protest always has to be the way, in an ideal world. A world where people use their two eyes and two ears proportionately with their one gob. Where a President seeks to understand why a large proportion of his population is willing to tear the country to the ground for major reform and whom acts upon the injustice appropriately, not exacerbating an already escalated issue.

We complain aboot a lot in the UK but Christ, we're miles ahead of many other countries in many regards. Now we just need Boris to condemn Trump's actions...but don't hold your breath folks - money is king, not Martin Luther.


Finally

The next time you consider calling a random Black man (or woman) a n***** or a random coppa a pig, ask yourself why these people are so different to you. Chances are (but not always) - if you're doing that, you're actually worse than what you perceive them to be.

Because, with a want to not sound too biblical (cause that's not my thing), there are "good" people and "bad" people in all walks of life. Sometimes, "good" people do "bad" things and vice-versa. Yet, thankfully the "good" always outweighs the "bad".

So with an open mind, attempt to educate yourself as best as you possibly can on what you believe in. Once you've convinced yourself you are right, stand tall, push your shoulders back, hold your chin up and attempt to drag the "bad" or "wrong" people from the darkness and into the light.

Don't be overcome by the shadows other people cast, and be the man or woman who you want and can be.



Ciao for now... 😉